How you gotta act when lp goes through your purse and finds $700 of their shit.
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How you gotta act when lp goes through your purse and finds $700 of their shit.
lol this meme will be dead in like a week
lil urban haul! i didnāt mean to color-coordinate so nicely hahah
š total: $155 š
Stores: Dickās Sporting Goods, Pet-smart, and Ulta Beauty
Total: $109.00
Just go go gadget š³
I know I said that yesterdayās haul was my biggest haul but today I took it to a whole new level.
Copic markers $8 x62 ⢠$496 Urban Decay Naked 3 palette $54 x2 ⢠$108 Urban Decay Naked 2 palette $54 x1 ⢠$54 Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour/Cream Kit $40 x3 ⢠$120 Too Faced Sweetheart Perfect Flush Blush $30 x4 ⢠$120 Prismacolor Premier set of 24 verithin colored pencils $24.99 x2 ⢠$49.98 Prismacolor Premier set of 12 colored pencils 19.99 x2 ⢠$39.98
$987.96 Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Re blogging one of my best bc im getting nostalgic looking at all ya'lls awesome hauls š
i want copic markers so bad šš
Oh lord you are a lifting godess
Fucking marker lift goals š Iāve managed to nick 5 at once before the art store changed locations and amped up security - thereās even the door scanners now cause shit kept getting nicked from them
Goddamn dude this is a good haul š
Oh my god
this haul is crazyyyy iām in love
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small haul from ūrbÄn!!
plaid orange & black skirt: $49
white printed crop top: $29
black printed eclipse crop top: $29
silver rhinestone belt: $29
purple oversized skeleton shirt: $36
total saved: $172
this was my first time using my magnet and it took a while to take off tags which was frustrating but it worked eventually. the purple top is for my friend but i can't wait to wear the skirt and tops when spring rolls around they're so fucking CUTE IM SO HAPPY!! AAAH!!! also i saw the belt and i was like TWENTY NINE DOLLARS?? FOR A FUCKINF BELT?? bet your ass im stealing this!!! fuck you!!
Iām sad and lonely and want to lift to cope with it all but I canāt because Iām working so much this week and donāt have time ughhĀ
Ya boi just bought some heeleys with boosting money so catch me wheeling the fuck away from LP and security in 2020
lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
⦠but i think taking haul pics is equally as fun.
i havenāt posted a haul in a pretttyyy long time since i am just now becoming active again.
victoriaās secret: $1706 old navy: $431 hot topic / spencerās / other: $232
total: $2369
this was all within the last month or so! which is pre and post christmas š„° i have a lululemon and athleta haul too but didnāt want to clutter this post too much.
this doesnāt include things i got for people as gifts! this is just for me. iām still lifting regularly, but i just moved so i donāt go out near as often unless i visit my hometown friends (which i did for christmas). we all go out together and they tell me the things they want and i get it for them as presents.
couple things:
1. not enough people talk about old navy activewear? i honestly love their joggers so much lmao. and their leggings are really smooth / opaque / SO MANY colors.
2. what do i name my narwhal?
the bralletes 𤩠give her the hype š© iām ready for summer yāall
more dickās stuff that i DONT need. but itās CUTE
hello fellow lifters
calling all fellow lifters
in light of recent events in the makeup community,, i think we should all start lifting more from too faced and jeffree star and any other racist or transphobic or homophobic makeup brands. reblog with hauls and go bat shit.
But remember to be safe and stay alert!
recently lifted the too faced peach blur powder, extra spicy gingerbread palette, a few better than sex mascaraās, some blushes and the js glosses & supreme frost highlighter. rob them blind.
how it feels whenever someone asks me to go to michaels/art stores
hey babes, itās almost the weekend!! who has plans?? I canāt wait to wear new lifted outfits and makeup out. what are you gonna do?
//total//
$1330.00
YALL HOLY FUCK I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW
SO IM CHILLIN IN MY CAR OUTSIDE JCP TRYNA WORK UP THE NERVE TO LIFT FROM SEPHORA (yes iāve done it a trillion times but i still get nervous) AND THIS BRO BARRELS OUT THE DOOR WITH A STROLLER AND HES GOING DOWN THIS HILL IN FRONT OF ME AND THE STROLLER IS LIKE ON ITS HIND WHEELS AND IM LIKE BRO UR BABY BUT THEN THE BLANKET COVERING THE FROMT FLOWS AWAY AND A BUNCH OF STUFF COMES FALINF ONTO THE SIDEWALK AND THIS DUDE IS LIKE FREAKING OUT CAUSE HES RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HEADLIGHTS AND HES FREAKING OUT PUTTING THE BLANKET BACK OVER ALL THE SHIT IN HIS STROLLER BUT IT KEEPS FALLING OUT WOTH THE WIND I CANT BREATHE IM STILL IN THE PARKING LOT CACKLING
before that^ i was truly just about to turn around and go home and not lift at all bc i couldnāt get into the right headspace but i took seeing that man as a sign from the heavens that there was 0 LP in the store and that i should go in. and it really was bc the place was dead af and there was only one SA working and she was doing a makeover on someone so it was basically like a free for all as all the stars fucking aligned for me. and thus this haul was born :-)
(considering iām banned from sephora this is a huge haul for me normally i only take 2 or 3 small things bc i scares the piss outta me i was literally in and out in under 7 mins)
anyways
sephora:
chocolate gold: $49
prism: $42
modern ren: $42
sweet peach: $49
blush bazaar: $44
tartlette in bloom: $46
tattoo liner ($20x2): $40
total: $312
how I think I leave stores: smooth, suave, James Bond doesnāt have shit on me
how I actually leave stores: panicked stroller man style
Tag yourself Iām the blanket that blew away lmao
ššššš Iāve been laughing for a whole hour!!!
Panicked stroller man style and the shit falling on the fucking sidewalk LMFAO!!!!
someone prolly made this meme befor.