i don't want the world, i just want your half..

i’m fionna / cass / crow ☆彡♪ he/cat/bug 16+ please timhead but gregg can GET IT magical girl kitty cat wizard boy transsexual world’s leading mojo chessmaster fan so-called patron saint of autism 0.001081124 miles tall girlfriend-boyfriend a toymaker’s creation trapped inside a crystal ball convoluted amalgamate I ♡ SLUDGE #1 klefki lover and defender the space needle is my beautiful wife snake with human traits i'm interested in things sort of like being the worlds tallest number who tf is david lunch proud member of hit band horse destroyers the kind of guy to get excited ab jams IF YOU SAW ME YOU’D FAINT, YOU’D BE PETRIFIED, MUMMIFIED, TURNED INTO STONE OR A PILLAR OF SALT!!!! ^_^

[angelic-taxidermist]

greetings! i made an on cinema discord bc i have so much fun with on cinema tumblr and i want to talk to people more yayyyyy

https://discord.gg/kmpJ5kUP98

feels annoying to say but reblogs appreciated cuz i want to talk to 9 billion on cinema heads ok thank you mwah

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[noimnotobsessedatall]

[lowpolyanimals]

Scuba Cat from We Love Katamari

[cavalier-consciousness]

DAVID LYNCH's "I Find It Very Difficult to Understand What Is Going on These Days" (2009)

[lubitschisms]

the davy interview where he's serving cheekbones eyebrows bangs like nobody's business while being asked about the assassination of robert kennedy

[lubitschisms]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

hey, just letting you know - the ai pomni chun li foot fetish gooning video you reblogged is bad

why

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[animentality]

[pvc-eros]

Miznotic Fantasy - Chika - Grape Night (Fewture)

[sleepgrifter]

shut the Fuck UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reesycupmilkshake]

they did that for the good of the world

[herpsandbirds]

Ruddy Kingfisher (Halcyon coromanda), family Alcedinidae, order Coraciiformes, Sabah, Borneo

photograph by Akundi Lakshmi

[stupid-twink-girl]

apologist

[scary-ivy]

I love the new O.M.G. doll faces but I had to get this doll in particular because she's the colors of the trans flag. I'm going to paint "t4t" on her shirt and maybe give her a necklace or earrings, but what else do you think I should customize on her?

[valentinesmii]

Magical girl strong bad. What color scheme. Ignote the random tycho x strong bad ok thanks

[scary-ivy]

CLOWN SILLYGLASSES