A One Fox Clusterfuck

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[glameowr]

bnha but its drake and josh quotes i havent even watched drake and josh but oh well

[wildersage]

it sucks that once you're 21 you've unlocked all the age restricted privileges you'll ever get. I think it should go on as you get older. after 30 piracy is allowed. at 42 you're allowed to shoplift. once you're 65 all drugs are legal. after 80 you can do arson. if you make it to 100 you're allowed to commit a murder.

[ampervadasz]

[almost-correct-bnha-quotes]

Momo: Yeah, so when I was little, my parents had me learn 3 foreign languages and how to play a classical instrument. They said it's vital to my education.

Iida: Same here! It's absolutely necessary.

Literally everyone else in 1-A that grew up in a middle-class family:

[strawberrysapphocake]

Todoroki also grew up in a rich family, but he also can’t relate because Endeavor doesn’t care about actual education, he just wanted to abuse his son and call it training

[almost-correct-bnha-quotes]

Facts. Endeavor only cared about physical training and quirk improvement. He probably gave 0 shits about letting his kids evolve in other departments.

[correctbnha]

Bakugou: What the hell were you thinking?!

Kirishima: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.

Bakugou: You released ostriches!

[kisu-no-hi]

“I feel so blessed!”

[correctbnha]

Shigaraki: Your time has come.

Midoriya: Hold on, let me ask my mom real quick.

Shigaraki: That’s not how this works-

Midoriya: She said no.

[correctbnha]

Iida: Midoriya kissed you… and you said ‘thank you’?

Todoroki, lying face down: Yes.

Iida: Well… that was very polite

[incorrectheroesintraining]

Kaminari: So, I know I’m gonna regret this, but I’ve gathered you all here today to discuss an important matter.

Bakugo: This better be fucking quick, Pikachu.

Kirishima: Katsuki, chill! Denki wouldn’t have invited us here if he didn’t have a good reason.

Deku: We’ll help you with whatever problem you have, Kaminari! Right, Todoroki?

Todoroki: Yeah.

Kaminari: Great! I need help asking Jiro out, so-

Bakugo: I knew this was a waste of my fucking time.

Kiri: Oh, that’s easy! Bakugo asked me to meet him-

Bakugo: Shut up.

Kiri: ...under the tree by our dorm...

Bakugo: Shitty hair, don’t-

Kiri: ...and told me if he couldn’t have me...

Bakugo: I SAID SHUT YOUR DAMN FACE! *tries to get up, but Todoroki ices him to his chair*

Deku: Shu, Kac~chan. We wanna hear!

Kiri: Then, he had no reason to stay at UA.

Deku: Aw, Kac~chan!

Bakugo: DAMN IT, KIRISHIMA!

Todoroki: I was asked at lunch what I wanted from a partner, so I said a bowl of soba. The next day, Midoriya brought me a bowl. We've been dating ever since.

Kaminari: I should have asked Momo...

[redrobin-detective]

AU where All Might passes on OFA to Izuku but during the entrance exam, Izuku accidentally uses Black Whip or Float or one of the other quirks nestled inside OFA and afterwards, All Might and Izuku just stare at each other in confusion.

Izuku: I thought you were giving me…. your quirk, you know…. super strength…

All Might, crying: I thought I was!!!!

Izuku, floating a meter off the ground: Hmm okay

[redrobin-detective]

Izuku just casually strolling into 1A with 8 different quirks he does not know or understand is so hilarious.

Izuku: Hi I’m Midoriya and I have super strength

Iida: I saw you floating in the entrance exam

Uraraka: I saw those black tendril thingies

Izuku, through gritted teeth: no, no, it’s super strength. My quirk is being uncooperative but it’ll come, I know it.

Aizawa, making his first vodka tonic 5 minutes into class: your quirk being uncooperative means you don’t know what form it’s gonna take.

(OFA proper doesn’t show up until like the Forest Camp, Izuku is so happy he could cry. His classmates are so confused.)

[awake-my-oceans]

“My Quirk is a seven-sided die. I want a number 7. Whenever I activate my Quirk, I get any die roll except for a 7. Save me.”

snfnkenfgjenelvjenf

Tho seriously, this could be a really good thing if handled well. It would force Izuku to learn on-the-fly strategy over brute force that destroys your limbs, and by the time he hit brute force Quirk, he would be physically stronger, more tactically experienced, and less inclined to see brute force Quirk as the only way out of a bad situation. 

……the sheer chaos that would result from seven-Quirk-Izuku running around blindly is a completely separate, but equally delightful, consideration.

[redrobin-detective]

Izuku would be both ridiculously OP and an absolute disaster. His quirk is like a roulette wheel that he has only a vague sense of control over. He tries to detroit smash something and he floats away. He wants to smack a villain into space and gets black whips. But agreed, it would teach him patience and adaptability in order to handle OFA.

I imagine the users in his brain had a meeting, having seen his chaotic mind they decided he would absolutely kill himself within 6 minutes of receiving OFA. “Let him have your quirk first, Nana,” 4 suggests. “Its simple and safe for a quirkless boy starting out.”

Izuku proceeds to use Float to aggressively take out the Zero Pointer and they realize just who they are trying to wrangle. Izuku is gonna make this stupid quirk work for him just please let him use All Might’s power, just once please, he was promised dammit. 

(also I am a dumb, I was thinking 8 quirks which is 7 users + ofa but then i realized the First’s is the passing on quirk so you’re right it would 7)

[awake-my-oceans]

Izuku gets Float and within ten minutes uses it to aggressively challenge a monster robot to a duel to the death, and all the vestiges are like O.O

But, like, I can totally see Uraraka going “ah, yes, you are floating in space with no way to turn it off, my parents dealt with this all the time for a bit I got this” and just towing Izuku around with a piece of rope like a balloon.  1A, watching balloon!Izuku thinks this is the most surreal thing that will happen to them this year. They are wrong. It’s not even villain attacks that are more surreal. It’s Izuku randomly manifesting yet another Quirk in new and unpredictable ways. The training camp hits and there’s just a sonic boom as One for All activates, and all of 1A around makes a quick retreat from Izuku screaming from pain, triumph, and the utter determination to use this shiny new Quirk to wreck total mayhem on the people who took Kacchan.

At least Shouto probably wouldn’t accuse Izuku of being All Might’s love child? But Shouto would definitely wonder if Izuku was All for One’s love child.

[redrobin-detective]

I’m about to cry

You’re absolutely right in that the normal chaos of 1-A would be ramped up to 11 if Izuku was randomly developing and switching through quirks. He gets Nana’s during the entrance exam. Three’s comes in during the battle trial. Five happens explosively at USJ. Two manifest while battling Shinsou. Six while he’s feeding Stain his own teeth. Four when All Might is bearing down on him during the Final exams. Until finally, finally, OFA comes to him defending Kouta from Muscular. The vestiages had run out of powers to feed the ravenous quirk fanboy and could no longer keep the destructive power away from him. The delighted cackling could be heard throughout the whole forest.

Each new manifestation that is clearly not All Might’s power gets a shriek from Izuku, both out of frustration and unadulterated joy at have more quirks to play with. Anytime he manifest a new quirk, his classmates are so confused. ‘Why do have so many quirks? What do you MEAN you’ve never seen it before? I’m sorry you were q u i r k l e s s a few months ago??’ Man once they even have a hint of AFO existing, 1-A is up and arms ready to defend Izuku from villain accusations. 

They learn to get used to it, strange noise happening somewhere in the dorms? Probably Midoriya developing a new quirk (after OFA Izuku’s like ‘phew that’s it’ and once again everyone is up in arms because ‘HOW DO YOU KNOW???’). It becomes common place to see him using a quirk or six at the same time even as other people not in the know are spitting out their drinks.

Just take a moment, one moment, to imagine how Monoma would react to this 1A having his quirk only better.

[awake-my-oceans]

It’s the reactions of everyone that really get to me. Monoma? Would die of jealousy. 

Aizawa? Is going to go grey from the stress of a child constantly manifesting new and dangerous Quirks with no idea how to use them.

All Might? Didn’t even know multiple Quirks in One for All were an option, and is equal parts terrified and proud. 

All for One himself? I don’t care if this is a dad for one universe or not, Izuku manifesting a new Quirk every few days is going to drag All for One’s attention over to Izuku real fast.

Gran Torino? Was suspicious of the kid’s potential All for One connections right up All Might mentions that Izuku has Float, and then Gran Torino’s just going to have moment where he realizes a little piece of Nana lived on and have an emotional breakdown. Inko? Has actually no idea what’s going on. Izuku finding his missing Quirk after years? Highly improbable, but at least vaguely possible. Izuku manifesting a half dozen random Quirks out of the blue? Hoo boy, that’s a whole different story. Inko’s going to want answers, now.

Nedzu? Is cackling. Everyone is afraid.

[redrobin-detective]

Inko and Aizawa are going to have weekly meetings where they talk about Izuku’s bullshit quirk(s) over large margaritas. 

What’s amusing to me is when Float first manifests, if the vestiges decide to keep quiet, Toshi and Izuku’s first thought probably isn’t ‘hey this an aspect of OFA’ but Izuku’s original unnoticed quirk.

Izuku, insanely excited about Float but also incredibly disappointed: So OFA didn’t work? I didn’t get your quirk?

Toshi, super confused and also sad: I don’t think so my boy.

So starts this long train of AM and Izuku theorizing that Izuku is Nana’s secret grandchild (somewhere, Shiggy looks up from his videogames, feeling unexpectedly pissed off) and developed her quirk under stress. There’s tears, Gran gets involved and they all act like a big messy family and its nice

Then 3 days later Izuku, idk, develops the ability to teleport short distances and everyone is like what. 

[redrobin-detective]

Vestiges, trying to keep this insane kid in one piece, whispering advice and admonishments in his ear

Izuku, who hasn’t listened to one (1) adult in his fifteen years of life: you guys hear something?

[msleilei]

well….. i guess you’re right anon

[correctbnha]

Kirishima: We can’t go in there. It says “18+” and there’s only two of us, Kami.

Kaminari: You’re so stupid, Kiri.

Kaminari: We’ll just invite more people.

[actuallyitscheese]

Soft bois sticker design I made for myself, because my laptop needs it, haha

[everythingfox]

Cross fox

(via)

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[medievalswords]

[timetravelonion]

This post made me want dr pepper

[cutekittensarefun]

He thinks he’s being sneaky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

whose being sneaky