My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.
Reblog to hide prev’s shoes as a gesture of love
@averydeadshootingstar have like 13 shoes
you’ll never step outside, @goldenbunny30 @sillyfella2019 @king-of-oreo @akeru-nakahara143 @strange-nerd-boy
Hey you aren’t going anyway either
Neither are you @punky-beaver-offical @carlthehedgehog @iforgotmyname590 @bellabookworm
NO WAIT I CARE A SHIT TON ABOUT MY OVERUSED CONVERSE
I HAVE A GREAT EMOTIONAL BOND WITH THEM
but so.i do with my apple.pie socks
BUT I HAVE A BIGGER ONE WITH YOU SO I AIN’T LEAVIN SO GET THE FUCKING KETTLE READY CUZ I WANT SOME TEA
I ate your shoes. You will never find them.
BUT MY CONVIES NOOOOOO
I’ll buy you new ones and hide those too.
Sorry but muwahaahahha @heaven-at-the-drive-in @70snasagay @bandwacko @caffeinated–trauma-ferret @baldbrams @jaceblack31 @typicalteencrap @fr4nkiemstdie @professoronthedrumkit @iiiidiotnathanieliii @limonnik-k
I’m stealing your shoes prev 😼😼
and also @leo-and-the-ave @2005bulletinabible @imissthekillj0ys @2rexxer2 @mochionthemoon @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @professional-gru @nevermoorfan6789 @4ndr3w-1n-dr4g @candycoloredblues @ryo-ofmanyfandoms @3cheerzz @thestupidestseagull @bunnyinakangolhat @touch3d-by-ang3ls-the2nd @zephyyyrr @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @insertgenericusername @nunyaluvya @undead-vamp @meowmeowmeowmeow12346 @ziggy-stardust-is-in-love @angelika-blue @zeroxisadumbfuck @keiraaaaaaaaaaxxx @gerardsguitar @cococomiskry32 + literally all my mutualsssss. I’m stealing all your shoes.
