21 Shots

Passionate about mundane things, not enough focus to tell you what my blog is about.

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[typekast]

We’re cut from the same cheesecloth.

[typekast]

People: Oh, you get the weekend to yourself! You must enjoy the peace and quiet!

Me (who has just spent the last two hours pretending to be in a musical about someone alone in a house during a zombie apocalypse): Haha, yeah.

[typekast]

My mother stays at home (has for over 20 years), and she is always BAFFLED that I’m often busy on the weekends catching up on chores. Girl, I work full time. I have two kids. We do not have the same 24 hours.

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[wheretheeternalare]

shoutout to the local radio dj reporting on the tornado warning and going "I will keep you entertained while you shelter in place" and then playing some really fucking creepy noise and ambient music

[typekast]

Art by Typekast

[victusinveritas]

[victusinveritas]

There's more:

[classicalcanvas]

Weeping Willow (1919) by Claude Monet

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

[fallout-lou-begas]

i cannot even begin to describe how load bearing this video has been for my mental health lately. thank you macho man randy savage. i'll get over it but not really

[finnwaller]

This is basically the same as making out.

[djosph-keery]

I'm sorry this scene was...pure sex?!

[technoturian]

Jonathan Harker: I feel comfort thinking of the lovely, sweet ladies who spent time in this room... Jonathan Harker: Oh, here's the ladies that spend time in this room. Jonathan Harker: Jonathan Harker: Oh. Jonathan Harker: Oh I don't like that.

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]