Markiplier Cinematic Lore Theories

So basically I’m in the 19th circle of hell playing ping pong with Kanye and Nas

[dianaofthemyscira]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN — PART 1 (2011)

[angelivily]

Us casually scrolling through Tumblr

Markiplier:

[ijustdontlikepeople]

Luke Hemmings x Internet 3 (happy birthday bb boy)

[kindahoping4forever]

mendozaweiss: dusk glow mood w/ @lukehemmings

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[mountjude]

there are probably going to be a few of these today, so please take as long as you need to with these!

lester and his s/o (who is a demigod going with him on his quest) practically adopt meg, and meg jokingly calls y/n mom/dad/parental figure #1 and calls apollo/lester dad like ksjcjdisbf cksjsbdocusb

omgg I absolutely love this!!!

y/n is probably accompanying apollo on his quest (will or any of the apollo kids probably saw them flirting back and forth at camp and just went "y/n should come with us! They'll be a big help!!")

Throughout the entire quest everyone just starts calling y/n mom/uncle/guardian figure #2 and then they start calling apollo dad and it never ceases to make them both blush (despite apollo being a HUGE flirt)

Meg does not make it easier on thesw 2 either. Whenever y/n and apollo sre just talking/bantering/flirting, meg will walk in between them and just be like "you 2 should get married" and fucking run away ignoring apollo's yelling

[bunkernine]

apollo really was a funny narrator. not that he was funny, but the way he kept going 'curse xxx for being evil... he was never this evil when we hooked up' and like every other chapter he'd go 'yes dear reader, you see, i was fucking HOT and love is REAL but only for me, life is so CRUEL but not as CRUEL AS MORTAL PUBERTY'. lester was 10/10

[perachel-heretic]

What would happen if Apollo/Lester still got his powers back at the end of ton but was never allowed back into Olympus? Because if we're being honest, he was never going to be enough for Zeus. You can't prove yourself to someone who never wanted to believe in you in the first place. Where's that ending, Rick?

[ukelele-boy]

Apollo: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna rebel against the fucking sky.

Meg, drinking a slurpee: Awesome.

[summerbummin]

Okay so I recently learned that with animal sacrifices to the gods in Ancient Greece, parts of the animals were dedicated to the gods, and the part that was dedicated to Apollo was

The Booties

And now I’m imagining...

Apollo’s children, throwing the backs of their animal crackers into the fire: this is for u dad

[beepbopbee-deactivated20230903]

Karl relationship headcanons

Song: Cliche by Mxmtoon

-You two are the couple that everyone wants

- Meeting Minx and her ready to curb stomp anyone who wants to or has harmed you

- You two rarely argue cause you both are very open about your feelings

- But when you two do argue it never lasts more than a day

- Karl will always be the first to apologize 

- His family loving you

- Always wants to touch you

- For example when you two are driving has a hand on your thigh or holding your hand

- When you two are walking an arm over your shoulder or holding your hand

- Cuddles are a must!

- His ideal night is watching Ratatouille, good food, you, cuddles

- Having a minecraft world together and it looking super cute

- You being very serious about your plants if you have any

- Naming your plants together 

- Karl showing them to stream proudly

- Loves how cute you are

- Melts when you hug him and look up/ down at him smiling

- Making bears together at Build-a-Bear

- And making them for each other/ based off of each other

- Is the type of boyfriend to have a period tracker on his phone so he knows (Sorry if you can’t relate to this! I wanted to add this cause I’m on my period :/)

- If he saw you cry because of cramps he almost started crying but didn’t want to make you sadder

- Babie just hates seeing you in pain

-Not very jealous because he trusts you 

- But he does have his moments

- When he does get jealous tries to make it obvious you two are together

- Taking really cute couple pics

[dreamcatcherrs]

christmas with karl jacobs

when I tell you I am such a simp for karl-

help🥺

let me just start off by saying

that karl’s love language is so obviously affection

like, have you seen how touchy this man is?

anyways

many days are spent just staying in and cuddling together

in bed

watching all the christmas movies

including disney christmas movies

MATCHING. UNGLY. CHRISTMAS. SWEATERS

and posting so many photos with you guys literally just always wearing the same sweater

including mirror selfies where he kisses your cheek

you’d both show up at an event wearing christmas hats

and give no fucks that no one else was wearing any christmassy things

he would probably book a christmas cabin

just for the two of you

(sometimes with the bois, but we don’t talk about them)

and you’d read a book aloud for him by the fireplace

whilst his head lay on you lap

and you brush your fingers through his brown locks

calming him as he stared at the fire

and you’d make food together in the small kitchen

feeling like there was no-one else in the world at that moment

and if it was the right mood, he’d pul you away from cooking and start dancing with you slowly

basically just hugging you and moving from on leg to the other along to the low music playing

very very cute and cozy

you’d spend A LOT of time together at christmas time

like, there had to be a good excuse to why you weren’t seeing each other every day

because he is touch starved at this time of year🤧

I’m soft.

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[vampyre-guts]

Cop: i pulled you over for going a 68 in a 55

Sapnap: damn, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so i can hear the judge read it out loud?

Cop: sure, whatever

- In traffic court -

Judge: how were you going a 420 in a 55?

[eggpires]

sapnap got me FUCKED UP. him rping... what the fuck. so good. my heart hurts so bad

[angelivily]

Shit guys wtf

So you know how Mark and Jack have alter egos? Egos that we barely see but they have no association with Jack/Mark’s personalities. The egos differentiate from both Mark in Jack in every way. They are separate beings or even entities.

And I was watching Alex (Quackity) and he was talking about life, which by the way, is quite a serious conversation from what Quackity would usually talk about, and how you shouldn’t take it seriously. Most quackity viewers also know that Quackity is a persona that Alex puts on just for the camera.

And how Alex and Quackity are two different people. Alex is going to be a lawyer, he’s kind and overly collected on life and what to do. While Quackity is energetic, weird and wacky, as well as more witted.

So I’m not trying to be over dramatic or any type of that shit here. But what if Quackity is sort of like an Alter Ego of Alex?

This isn’t canon and Quackity will NEVER make it canon. It’s just a persona he puts on to keep viewers and to keep the audience on their toes. Quackity isn’t who Alex is. Alex is who Alex is.

But it’s just a food for thought.

[angelivily]

Unus Annus (And how it has NOTHING to do with the timeline of the MCU)

It’s almost been a year since Unus Annus got deleted and still, people are convinced that it’s played some sort of role in the Markiplier Cinematic Universe.

Truth is people, it doesn’t! Unus Annus had NO affiliation at all with the MCU.

In the beginning, I’m sure we all thought that it had something to do with the timeline, but to be told, I think that Mark and Ethan literally made a channel to just prove a point that we can’t stop death. Death is inevitable. It’s meant to happen no matter what we do. We’re all going to die and we won’t be able to come back. The only thing that will only be remembered from us is the memories.

That’s why they don’t mind those little clip videos titled, “mark being a masochist for 5 minutes” or “Best Heapass moments of 2020” because it’s, in a way, the memories that they left behind.

But what they don’t like is when people repost the videos from the channel they deleted because it’s like trying to bring back the dead. In reality, when you die, you won’t come back. You’re dead and that’s it. The memories will be there, but you won’t. You can’t come back because it’s impossible for you to. Once you’re dead, you’re dead. No returning.

And why the hell would they make a whole channel for the alter egos? That would be a waste of time. Also it would require a lot of writing and planning for a year worth of videos that you’ll be putting out into the world everyday. It would be annoying and stressful. They just wanted to have a bit of fun.

Not everything Mark does is for Darkiplier or Wilford. Not every small glitch in his videos is a sign of Dark, not every weird voice is a new ego.

Sometimes it’s just Mark having fun and toying with us.

Momento Mori

[angelivily]

Guys this took my slow ass a whole year to figure out.

Remember in Season 2 of “Umbrella Academy” when Diego and Five want to go find their dad to talk to him, so they pull out the phone book?

My ass paused the show to read the names and I saw, “Hargrove”. So I was immediately like, “OH! Like Billy Hargrove!” And than I read down the list and I see, “Harrington.” Like Steve Harrington.

And than when they looked through the “D.S Umbrella Manufacturing co”, I saw “Driscoll”.

These bitches our in “Stranger Things” references without me noticing...

I’ve watched this season TOO many times to be this stupid oh my god-