Hades: I can’t believe your getting so worked up about some guy!
Meg: This ones different! He’s honest and he’s sweet”
Hades: Please.
Meg: He would never do anything to hurt me!
Hades: HES A GUY!
*a couple years and years later*
hades dying of laughter in the underworld on his throne talking to the dead: so get this, wonder boy comes and saves our sweet little Meg, and then a couple 1000 years later kills her and the little devils they had! Ha! The first one left for another woman and then just when she thinks she’s found her hero he kills her! Her taste in men is so horrible it’s funny, she should of just let me kill him when she had the chance!













