kissing the homies goodnight 😚 especially kaveh
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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kissing the homies goodnight 😚 especially kaveh
i saw a video of a duck kicking its feet and i think i was put on this earth to animate it as childe
may I request a sahsrau where the reader is an Eldritch folk horror monster that lives on the express even before hemiko repaired it and now it follows all the members of the crew like a lost puppy
A SAHSRAU where the Reader is an ancient, unsettling, unknowable Eldritch horror that's always just been there, looming, slithering, whispering, lurking… and yet follows the crew around like a very tall, shadowy, multilimbed, too-many-eyes-on-the-wrong-places puppy??
Before the Express was Repaired
No one really knows how long you've been there.
The Nameless whisper stories about how the train seemed to mourn before it was rebuilt, and how a certain room was always cold, always humming with distorted lullabies.
When Himeko stepped aboard the first time? She swore she saw a crooked silhouette watching her from the corner, unmoving. She just nodded in acknowledgment.
They left the room untouched.
Present Day:
Himeko
You were there before her. You watched her piece the train back together.
And when she burned her fingers on a rail during repairs, you materialized out of nowhere to gently float a tea cup into her hands.
She doesn’t flinch around you. She treats you like a resident spirit, offers you coffee, and thanks you when the lights mysteriously dim when she’s trying to read.
“You’ve seen more than any of us. Perhaps… you know where we’re going before we do.”
Pom-Pom
You terrify Pom-Pom and they refuse to admit it.
You follow them from behind the furniture. You stack all the teacups in spirals when no one’s looking. You “sleep” coiled around the heating vents like a Lovecraftian radiator.
“Y-You’re not creepy! You're just… architecturally inconvenient!!”
You always chirp like a kettle when they’re stressed. It doesn’t help.
March 7th
Thought you were a dream the first time.
She blinked. You blinked—all eight of your eyes. She screamed. You gently handed her her camera.
Now? She uses you like a coat rack and insists on putting bows on your tendrils. You just… vibrate warmly.
“You’re like a spooky haunted support dog!! I love it!”
Dan Heng
Deeply unnerved.
He tries to ignore you. But you keep offering him pages from his own files before he opens them. You occasionally recreate ancient Luofu runes in shifting shadow across the walls while he’s meditating.
“...You are aware I don’t need help decoding my own history, yes?” [You emit a wet, cheerful clicking noise.]
He’s accepted that you’re here. He’s just still wondering why.
Welt
You make his Third Eye itch.
You know things. You appear in his dreams. Sometimes you whisper exactly the quantum numbers needed to fix a stabilizer core—but backwards, in forgotten tongues. He writes it down anyway.
“You’re some kind of multidimensional observer, aren’t you? You were here before the Stellaron ever touched this path.”
You nod once. And drift upside-down through the ceiling like a cosmic jellyfish.
Bonus: Stellaron Hunters
Silver Wolf
Absolutely loves you. Thinks you’re a walking creepypasta mod.
Has already tried to data-mine you six times. You’ve rearranged her code to make her controller vibrate every time she says something sarcastic.
“Yo, are you like... the train’s secret boss fight? Because that’d be sick.”
You once gave her a 1-up in the shape of a writhing red pearl. She keeps it on her desk.
Blade
You follow him like a loyal, silent dog.
And he hates it. But he can’t kill you. You don’t bleed. You un-exist and then re-exist. And yet, you watch him with mournful affection, like you’ve known a hundred versions of him in different stars.
“Stop staring at me like that.” [Unblinking gaze intensifies.]
The real kicker?
When he collapses from pain or a memory spiral—you are always the one who carries him to bed. You hum lullabies in languages the universe forgot.
Kafka
Knows exactly what you are. Probably flirted with you once just to see what would happen.
You didn’t respond, but you did fill her room with softly pulsing scarlet roses. She was… delighted.
“Most terrifying thing on this train. And yet you’re basically a groupie with a crush.”
She calls you “Sweetheart.” You always answer. No one's sure if it's a joke or not.
You’re a cosmic, crawling, unknowable entity that has no name, no confirmed purpose, and no hostility.
You just... want to follow your people around.
Like a cursed loyal companion.
A haunted emotional support cryptid.
And everyone is just slowly accepting it.
I got one Crk x SAGAU and SAHSRAU request I thought of
What if the Creator was like all of the Five ancient heroes as one like
The Creator having the Personality of Hollyberry cookie,
The Gentleness and Kindness of Pure vanilla cookie,
the Unwavering determination of Dark cacao cookie,
The Pure Greed of Golden cheese cookie
D lastly having the beauty and Intelligence of White Lily cookie
And if your wondering on who they are well they're the friends of Pure vanilla cookie and Hero's like Pure vanilla cookie
Ohhh now that’s a powerhouse of a Creator, emotionally and spiritually.
If the SAGAU and SAHSRAU casts met a Creator who was literally the embodiment of all Five Ancient Cookies in one—
you’re not just their divine figure anymore.
You’re a myth made real—a legend walking among them, and they don’t know whether to kneel, cry, or just follow you everywhere forever.
Genshin Cast (SAGAU):
They’d be absolutely reeling from the complexity and balance of your presence.
Hollyberry’s personality means you’re bold, boisterous, protective—and absolutely ride or die for your people. Characters like Diluc, Beidou, or Eula would respect the hell out of you.
Pure Vanilla’s gentleness hits the archons right in the soul. You forgive, you heal, you soften even the bloodied pasts of characters like Xiao and Razor.
Dark Cacao’s determination makes the knights, warriors, and Yakshas follow without question. You keep going, no matter how bitter things get.
Golden Cheese's charisma and flare would wreck characters like Yae Miko, Kaeya, and Venti—they don’t know whether to laugh, flirt, or kneel.
And White Lily’s intelligence and beauty? Even Albedo would be speechless. Nahida would want to learn everything from you.
“They’re warmth. They’re justice. They’re grace. And they chose us to protect.”
They’d follow you not out of fear—but out of deep, personal admiration.
Star Rail Cast (SAHSRAU):
They’d be starstruck by the sheer emotional magnitude of you.
Hollyberry’s fearless love? Makes characters like Himeko and Gepard melt. They see a protector, a warrior parent.
Pure Vanilla’s calm makes the Stellaron Hunters pause—Kafka can’t toy with a god who truly, deeply cares.
Dark Cacao’s endurance? Oh, Dan Heng and Blade feel that. That “I carry burdens so others don’t have to” energy? That’s divine heroism in their eyes.
Golden Cheese’s energy and unpredictability would stun March 7th and Silver Wolf. You’re ancient, but so alive.
White Lily’s serene wisdom strikes Welt and Tingyun (or Fugue now)/Sunday like lightning—soft, smart, and just out of reach.
“They’re not a god… they’re a living legend.”
Even the Aeons might pause to take notice of a being so perfectly whole.
Because you are joy and sorrow, fire and frost, logic and love.
And all of it? Yours.
Built from the will to protect your people.
And that makes you unstoppable.
Anyone saying the spank is OOC for Sylus- Im sorry to be the one to inform you, you don't know Sylus. He has literally spanked MC in a secret times already and has canonically fucked mc so rough she couldn't walk and needed 3 days off work. Just because he's a loving partner doesn't mean he can't fuck, Jesus christ. Seriously, if you believe someone can't be a good partner and be into rough sex, I need you to leave Sylus alone. Man can dote on, kill for, and die for his wife while still spanking her ass red, he has the range.
As long as Caleb could keep an eye on her, he wouldn't be against pips having her fun 🍎🍏
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how I feel about big tiddy Netherlord Gege.
I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.
the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.
I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.
the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.
[animation] all 3rd myths complete! say hi to them! 🐟⭐❄️🐦⬛🍎
also posted on my twitter ♡(˃͈ ˂͈ ) !!!
individual gifs under the cut~
Their synergy is insane…
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The question itself is offensive. The answer is always yes as long as Mydei is within radius
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thats so understandable, if i had mydei in front of me i too would say stupid shit like
Phainon: You’ve got to learn to love yourself, partner.
Reader: But don't you hate yourself?
Phainon: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
She’s on her way home now
NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.
New scam dropped
( second persons account was hacked by the people doing these scams as an fyi )
Not quite sure what they do but from what ive seen im pretty sure they hack into accounts and im also pretty sure they ask for money
Either way just wanted to make a post saying block and report any accounts leaving comments like this and dont trust it basically lol, theyve got nothing good for you and everything and anything they say is bullshit
If i find anything more i’ll add some stuff or find a better post i’ll rb it here
a key part of sqq's binghe apologism is he's not a "binghe did nothing wrong" kind of guy, he's not turning a blind eye to binghe's crimes, he doesn't act like they don't exist. he's a "yeah he did all that shit, and he deserved to do it" kind of apologist. he knows binghe is terrifying and crazy and capable of violence. he's very aware. he's so aware of this that he kills himself preemptively because he doesn't want to risk whatever binghe might have in store for him. AT THE SAME TIME THOUGH he's still like "obviously binghe deserves to get violent revenge, it's justified." it's why he gets so defensive on binghe's behalf when other people criticize him, people could be listing binghe's crimes and he'd be like "yeah AND?? what would you do in his shoes???"
exactly, anyone will become bitter and vengeful if things like that has been dealt to him since childhood.
Like Shen Jiu