Serendipity

Alexis - she/her - 23 - I could insert a joke about being a mess *here*, but I'm trying to speak growth into existence

[batsplash]

reposting for those of you who wanted them together x

[shane] [ilya]

[wtf-is-hockey]

Imagine you’re a staunch Shane Hollander X Hayden Pike shipper in the Heated Rivalry universe and you’ve been calling Shane Hollander X Ilya Rozanov shippers delusional abuse apologists for ten years and then one day you find out you were right the whole time about Shane Hollander being gay but he actually has been fucking Ilya Rozanov and the Shane Hollander X Ilya Rozanov shippers are about to be the most insufferable assholes alive on social media about it for the next fucking year. I’d never fucking use the internet again lmaooo

[freakoutgirl]

what if shane hadn't taken off the suit by the time ilya had shown up.

[freakoutgirl]

honestly? i think ilya would have been into it.

[freakoutgirl]

#it’s like one of the most endearing things he does. and he does a lot of them#literally like. what is this. you are going out to fancy dinner? no. you are wearing this for me?#nnnnnnnnnno I just wanted. to make sure. it was fine after getting dry cleaned.#and ilya’s like 😃 and Shane goes fuck offffffff fuck you. fuck off#would make him go ohhhhhhh this guy is crazy AND wants to fuck me so bad he looks stupid. yeah I’ll do this for 10 years (via @tiktaalic)

[ahotknife]

much to be said about the fact the costume designer for heated rivalry said that shane and yuna are both wearing linen in the coming out scene on purpose. because she wants it to be obvious that yuna buys shane clothes. and then shane subsequently makes active choices to wear those clothes when he is around her because he wants her to know that he loves her. but he also wants to show that he can be what she wants him to be by wearing what she wants him to wear. not sure if i have the strength to say it. in fact i need to lie down

[ahotknife]

coming back to this i think it is so interesting how in the most recent comments she made about the costumes she said that yuna buys shane linen because it's what she wears, so she knows that it's nice and comfortable, but it requires "more upkeep than he is interested in", which is why it's not ironed and he doesn't seem to take care of it. that particular phrase is so awesome. something his mother has given him "Requires More Upkeep Than He Is Interested In" but he keeps it and wears it and carries it around with him to show her he appreciates that she gave it to him. in the books he wears a shirt related to a charity event to signal to his parents that he's a "good person". remember me, your son, who does charity events? remember me, your son, who is a good and normal person who does good and normal things? and this shirt does the same thing without the addition of a logo. remember me, your son, whom you love? you bought me this shirt. and i'm wearing it not only because i love you but because i need you to remember that you love me

[biblionerd07]

Broke his diet, played a shitty game, bunch of strangers getting too close to him, saw the love of his life dancing up on someone else, and then he had to top. Worst night of his life.

[rylandsgrace]

[paparaxote]

the odyssey of recollection

[steveyockey]

what is everyone’s favorite heated rivalry line read to mimic out loud to themselves mine is here is fucking view hollander check it out FUCK

[dakilangdiwata]

My coven is Claudia.

Referencing Gustav Klimt’s The Kiss

Print here!

[tiktaalic]

Cop pulled over a Tesla

The hungry lion is evil for eating the deer

The deer is evil for being weak

They are both evil for being alive

Voting ended onSep 8, 2025

[something-truly-evil]

my friend said his flight transmasc

[alexisdrawsetc]

One of my earlier embroidery animations, this was my second one. I made sure that the designs were very simple, since I wanted this to be fairly long. The tangled thread is just purposefully messed up French knots.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

kendall what were YOU doing at the stewy kissing guys on molly incidents

[theswisscheeserag]

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

[20genderchild]

everyone better be watching the behind the scenes stuff because. man

[thebreakfastgenie]

it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]