[carolsturka]

it's over for the gay new yorkers

[evilkitsch]

i think kendall should start publicly dating a theyfab & cause the worst discourse imaginable at a roy family event

[evilkitsch]

connor, supportive: so does this mean kendall is coming out to us?

roman: oh yeah let’s celebrate kendall’s dick finally falling off from all the coke and now he can apparently only fuck other weird-looking lesbians.

connor: there’s nothing wrong with being a weird-looking lesbian. in fact, some forecasters are saying that after the climate collapse—

shiv: okay but they’re obviously not a lesbian if they’re dating kendall. right? it’s very possible to be non-binary and also attracted to men.

roman: oh fuck off with your little love is love pussy-eating hats whatever the fuck. did you learn that from rupaul?

shiv: rupaul? seriously? is that the one gay person you can think of? rupaul?

roman: i can think of another. your husband.

tom, laughing uncomfortably: sorry to disappoint, roman, but i am in deep unquenchable lust for my wife, who happens to be a beautiful woman.

(after an awkward silence, jokingly) but i do identify as ‘metrosexual,’ right, kendall?

kendall, extremely high: what the fuck are you guys even fucking talking about

greg, making conversation w kendall’s date in the corner of the room: so um. i presume you, like, are familiar with the, um, music of the… boys genius, as they are known?

[romulussy]

one roman line per episode 

[blossom2blossom]

more pitt as posts

[sunshinegaybe]

the ep ending with robby saying he wants to die

next ep still:

[crumbofmoon]

come back to me

[romestewy]

Tomshiv wedding BTS !!

From Cambridge Jones

[janicesopranos]

There's so much of it. The future is real, but the past... well, it's all made up.

bonus:

[tanely]

Al-Hashimi's cry in the car was so fucking relatable to anyone who has a chronic illness that feels like they're being barred from doing what they want because of something that they had no choice or control over.

[oneshortdamnfuse]

Whitaker is easily liked because he’s compliant. Santos isn’t easily liked because she’s defiant. The most well liked person in the room caring about the most “difficult” person to like as if it’s the easiest thing in the world to do. Everyone looking at him as if he were a saint for withstanding her, when to him she is his savior. Literally the most important platonic relationship on screen right now for me. Don’t look at me.

[scorpiosantos]

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[eloiscbridgerton]

THE PITT 1.08 // 2.08

[devotioncrater]

[silly-geesei]

what if you were having a BAD DAY at WORK and then your LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP said NO FIREWORKS DATE let’s keep it CASUAL and then you got invited to a FURRY CONVENTION

[sadmortician]

everybody leaves

[strawberrycherrycola]

@ Yolanda Garcia