On that note, if anyone wants to do a dragon age verse for ANY of my boyos pls hmu because I’m in a MOOD.
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On that note, if anyone wants to do a dragon age verse for ANY of my boyos pls hmu because I’m in a MOOD.
Hello Good Day I’m here to say I made Ash in DA:I look at my precious boy he’s so soft and pretty.
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@angelsofwar said: [text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock // from Cain
➥ hot bartender msg sent: how very forward of you. msg sent: maybe if you make it worth my while. ;)
✉ ⇢ Tough Guy: sent 8:15pm :: Are you really surprised sent 8:15pm:: And what’s ‘worth your while’?
OPEN
Bright, bubbly laughter filled the room. D practically skipping in glee as he all but danced into the room with a smile and a hint of mischief shining bright in his eyes. He stopped in front of the other, nearly vibrating with barely contained excitement as he revealed two flower crowns, each crafted with a beautiful assortment of fabric flowers, from behind his back. With a flourish, he placed one atop his head, adding an extra twirl, as if to show it off, before skipping up and placing the second on the other’s head.
Head tilting in contemplation, Damian took a moment to examine his handiwork. Adjusting the flower crown once… twice… and finally, a third time before a bright smile of accomplishment pulled at his lips; and with a small nod of satisfaction, the man took a step back. Rocking on his heels as he peered up at the other.
“ HAPPY SMOOCH DAY! ”
STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE LYRICAL STARTERS .
“ here we are in the future , and it’s bright … ” “ we’ve got nothing to fear ; there’s no one to fight . ” “ i can’t believe we’ve come so far . ” “ happily ever after , here we are ! ” “ once upon a time , i thought i’d always be in your shadow . ” “ i have every idea what everyone is up to . ” “ i know exactly who i’m supposed to be ; part of this family . ” “ keeping it together is hard . ” “ you’ve got to try . ” “ open your eyes . ” “ it’s the true kinda love . ” “ everybody’s looking for someone to blame . ” “ i am better than win or lose . ” “ show me that solvable problem . ” “ we can get through this . ” “ i’ll do the hardest part with you . ” “ isn’t that just swell ?! ” “ it can’t be … ” “ oh , but it can be . and it is ! ” “ i’m going to put an end to your happily ever after , once and for all ! ” “ i heard the story . don’t really like how it ends . ” “ what did you do without me ? ” “ did you play games without me ? what did you play ? ” “ … who am i ? WHO AM I ?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING ??? ” “ i’m the loser of the game you didn’t know you were playing . ” “ let’s play another game ; this time i get to win ! ” “ i am at your eternal service . ” “ what’s going on ?! ” “ it looks fine to me … ” “ are — are you okay ? ” “ i could really use an explanation , here ! ” “ allow me to illuminate . ” “ something is clearly wrong . ” “ don’t you recognise them ? don’t you recognise me ?! ” “ i’m so excited to meet you ! ” “ you’re not mad ? ” “ mad ? why would i be mad at my best friend ? ” “ this will be fun ! ” “ aren’t you a lucky one ? ” “ i can make a promise . ” “ i can make a plan . ” “ i can make a difference . ” “ i can take a stand . ” “ i can make an effort . ” “ i can make a change ! ” “ after everything you’ve been through , you must be in a lot of pain ! ” “ no . you don’t understand . you can’t change the way i feel . ” “ you can make this right ! ” “ you can make this better ! ” “ we don’t have to fight ! ” “ is this how it works ? am i doing it right ? ” “ you keep on turning pages for people who don’t care about you . ” “ it takes you ages to see that no one’s there … everyone’s gone on without you . ” “ isn’t that cruel ? and aren’t i a fool ? ”
❣️ VALENTINES INTERACTIONS !
send one of these in to see my muse’s reaction ( add “ +reverse” for my muse to do the action to yours ) !
[ be my valentine ] to ask my muse to be your muse’s valentine.
[ ring in a box ] to propose to my muse.
[ box of chocolates ] to give my muse a box of chocolates.
[ romantic song ] to serenade my muse with a romantic song.
[ flowers ] to hand my muse a bouquet of their favourite flowers.
[ smooches ] to kiss my muse on the lips.
[ cheek kiss ] to kiss my muse on the cheek.
[ lingerie ] to gift my muse sexy lingerie.
[ dinner ] to ask my muse out to a fancy dinner.
[ breakfast ] to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed.
[ confession ] to confess romantic feelings to my muse.
[ love letter ] to give my muse a love letter.
[ chefs kiss ] to cook my muse their favourite meal.
[ oversized teddy ] to gift my muse a giant teddy bear.
[ cheesy ] to tell my muse a cheesy pickup line ( bonus if you include the line ).
[ chocolate strawberries ] to gift my muse chocolate covered strawberries.
[ rom com ] to have a rom com movie marathon with my muse.
[ jealousy ] to get jealous that my muse has a different valentine.
[ bake off ] to challenge my muse to a heart-shaped cake bake off.
[ slow dance ] to slow dance with my muse.
[ bubble bath ] to soak in a warm bubble bath with my muse.
[ rose petals ] to throw a handful of rose petals over my muse.
OPEN
The baker hesitated a moment, teeth lightly tugging at the plump flesh of his lip as he shifted nervously in place.
Taking a deep breath and squaring his shoulders, Ashton gathered his courage. And with a look of determination, he made his move.
Cradled carefully in his hands was a bag of chocolate. Some shaped like hearts, some as stars, and others as little squares. A pretty red ribbon tied off the parcel. It’s shiny red satin a beautiful addition to the gift.
“ I– um, well… happy Valentines Day... ”
I'm home from work and have tomorrow (and possibly Monday) off so if anyone wants to plot or chat or whatever feel free to just yell at me or hmu on discord or in the ims or whatever.
♡ SICKLY SWEET SENTIMENT / PINTEREST SENTENCE STARTERS .
“ i think you have the most beautiful mind . ” “ you have to pick your battles . ” “ i’m here . you can talk to me , or not talk to me , but i’m here . ” “ i love you , idiot . ” “ you suck less than most people . ” “ i look over at you and see sunshine . you’re so warm , and bright . ” “ i love you a little bit more every day . ” “ maybe when the time is right , we’ll find each other again . ” “ please stay . i need you more than you think . ” “ you’re a badass with a big heart . ” “ academia is fake . you can only trust your fists ” “ just be with me . we’ll figure out the details later . ” “ can i … really hold your hand ? ” “ i like you more than i planned . ” “ don’t use the words ‘i promise’ lightly . ” “ i’m not totally useless . i can be used as a bad example ! ” “ i’m trying my best . ” “ cool kids never sleep ! ” “ pinkie promise ? ” “ i’ll take care of you . ” “ i like it when you smile . ” “ you make my heart kinda flutter … ” “ aren’t you just the cutest ? ” “ i tried to hate you . ” “ you are the cause of so many of my smiles . ” “ a sky full of stars , but i only have eyes for you . ” “ you are sweeter than any flower . ” “ we’ve got this ! ” “ i will always care for you , darling . ” “ i could never get tired of the sound of your voice . ”
❥ 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃 , 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 .
something a bit different for once : some texts pulled from a website called pinterest ! tw for mature themes . feel free to customize as you wish !
> hey > i just wanted to let u know > i’m beautiful > thank u and goodnight > you look so innocent and i know you’re not and that gets me weak asf > off topic but you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me > what can i say? i’m charming and irresponsible > *irresistible > where r the aliens > i bet they wouldn’t let this happen > TREES ARE GAY, SON > pls don’t read that i’m in a better mental state now lmao > honestly at this point i’m just annoyed with the ghosts > i just sent u shrek memes don’t ignore me > i apparently have “behavioral issues” and i am “too defiant” > can we have a fucking tea party at 2am? > i saw my reflection in the window and thought there was someone outside and screamed > SPEAKING OF THE ILLUMINATI > self care is laying on the ground until it swallows you whole and you become one with the dirt > also bring a nerf gun just in case > i was planning a murder > but i’m back now > bro dude homie man calm down > it’s what i do > smoke weed and cry > i do many things solely out of spite > this will be one of them > don’t tell jesus but i’m cheating on him with waluigi > i just punched shit > ✨ therapy ✨ > FALSE > I AM A BALL OF RAGE > well i’ve gotten straight a’s since 3rd grade > that’s the only thing straight about me > if you keep ignoring your emotions like this, you will eventually break down > what do u do when u like a girl? set her on fire? > i just want my teeth in your neck > violently and or sexually > guess who’s bored > me > i’m bored > give me attention > oh man i’d fuck him so hard but id also throw him off a cliff > seems a tad bit too heterosexual for my tastes > is that a threat or your flirting with me? > i’ll pray to the meme gods, i guess
ICONIC THINGS GLaDOS FROM PORTAL HAS SAID .
“ we’ve both said a lot of things you’re going to regret . ” “ i think we can put our differences behind us … you monster . ” “ it’s been a long time . ” “ how have you been ? ” “ this will be our only chance to talk . ” “ you are a horrible person . ” “ i’ll give you credit : i guess you are listening to me . ” “ remember before , when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless ? that was a metaphor . i was actually talking about you . ” “ did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois— *blasts airhorn* ” “ nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel . ” “ i made it all up . ” “ i am very pleased you made it through my final challenge , where i … pretended i was going to murder you . ” “ i know you’re there . i can sense you . ” “ you haven’t escaped , you know . ” “ you’re not even going the right way . ” “ uh - oh . somebody cut the cake . i told them to wait for you , but they did it anyway . ” “ didn’t we have some fun , though ? ” “ you really shouldn’t be here . this isn’t safe for you . ” “ it’s not too late for you to turn back . ” “ okay . i am going to kill you now . ” “ someday , we’ll remember this and laugh . and laugh . and laugh . ” “ you’re not a good person . you know that , right ? ” “ this is your fault . it didn’t have to be like this . ” “ i’m not kidding . turn back , or i will kill you . ” “ i’m going to kill you , and all the cake is gone . ” “ you don’t even care , do you ? ” “ despite your violent behaviour , the only thing you’ve broken so far is my heart . ” “ maybe you should marry that thing if you love it so much . do you want to marry it ? … WELL I WON’T LET YOU . how does that feel ? ” “ i’ll tell you what that thing isn’t : it isn’t yours . so leave it alone . ” “ have i ever lied to you ? … i mean , in this room . ” “ killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive . ” “ nice job breaking it , hero . ” “ this isn’t brave . it’s murder . what did i ever do to you ? ” “ i honestly , TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that . ” “ you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club . ” “ i hate you so much . ” “ look , even if you think we’re enemies , we’re enemies with a common interest : revenge . ” “ i thought you were my greatest enemy , when all along , you were my best friend . ” “ under the circumstances , i’ve been shockingly nice . ” “ i used to want you dead but now i only want you gone . ” “ you’ve got your short , sad life left . ” “ goodbye , my only friend … oh — did you think i meant you ? that would be funny if it weren’t so sad . well , you have been replaced . i don’t need anyone now . ” “ when i delete you maybe i’ll stop feeling so bad . ” “ go make some new disaster . ” “ you’re someone else’s problem . ” “ i’m brilliant . i’m not bragging , it’s an objective fact . ” “ i hate you . it can’t be for no reason . you must deserve it . ” “ i don’t suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings . ”
A 70's style Crowley?
Maybe?
What's that? I should be sleeping instead of drawing?
thruspace:
Bit weird, seeing himself up close and personal like this. Not exactly pleasant, of course; finding out that you weren’t the only ‘you’ kicking about was the sort of thing that would probably send lesser beings into some sort of existential spiral. Nah, Crowley was above that.
He was above that, right?
The movement of his eyebrows above the rims of his glasses was perhaps the best indicator of his rapidly changing emotions. Not on the verge of a breakdown, though, so that probably counted for something.
“Psh, yours? Yours?” His nose scrunches. It’s not disgust that colours his expression, but some odd sense of offense. How could that - that him-shaped thing in front of him - claim to be him? What was up with that?
“I’m me. Who’re you?” It’s about then that the demon leans in, dares to peek above his lenses in order to properly scrutinize his doppleganger. He clicks his tongue, shakes his head, “Nn. I’m me, I’d know if I wasn’t. And if I’m me, then you can’t be me.”
It was a good copy. He’ll give it that much. But it didn’t change the fact that he was a copy. A fake. A– a doppelganger. He didn’t like it. Didn’t like seeing his own face staring back at him. Judging him. Accusing him of being NOT him. Madness. That’s what this all was. Madness.
The Demon squared his shoulders as the doppelganger leaned in. All but sneering as familiar yellow eyes scrutinized him. ( A nice touch really. If the situation wasn’t what it was he’d have even praised the attention to detail. But seeing as the situation WAS what it was, he kept his compliments to himself. Best not inflate the other’s ego after all. )
“ YESss. MINE. Or did you think these cheekbones were YOUR handwork? ” He felt properly offended at the offense coloring the Not-Crowley’s face. A… confusing sensation. He didn’t like it.
“ I’m Crowley. Anthony J Crowley. The one. The ONLY. And no matter how much you try, you can’t change that. So sssstop pretending you’re ME. ” Crowley must have leaned forward during his response. Because soon he found himself standing nearly nose to nose with the not-him. He leaned back. Peaking over his own glasses to glare at the copy with his own serpentine gaze. As if to scare the other into revealing themselves for who they truly were.
“ Ssso go on with it then. Who are you? Because you’re most certainly not me. ”
ofanguish:
➥ stark enterprises msg sent: okay so i know that all i ever do is disappoint you but i promise i’m trying to do better here msg sent: i really am tony i’m trying so fucking hard msg sent: please give me just one more chance? msg sent: i promise i won’t fuck it up again please
✉ ⇢ Don’t Do It: sent 22:11 :: Stop. sent 22:11 :: Stop that. sent 22:12 :: You promised me. sent 22:14 :: You SWORE sent 22:14 :: and you broke it. sent 22:15 :: and you’ll do it again. sent 22:16 :: I’m so tired of it Forty. sent 00:37 :: One more chance. That’s it. Just one more.
Rogue One Sentence Starters
It’s happened. He’s come for us. Whatever I do, I do it to protect you. You’re confusing me with terror. We’re all on the same side, just see past the uniform for a minute! I like to think he’s dead. It makes things easier. You’re all rebels, aren’t you? Why does she get a blaster and I don’t? I find that answer vague and unconvincing. I’m just worried they might miss you and hit me. Rebellions are built on hope. We’re not here to make friends. The Force is with me and I am with the Force. I’ve been in worse cages than this one. There is more than one kind of prison. Not a day goes by that I don’t think of you. Did you come here to kill me? There’s not much of me left. There’s a problem on the horizon: there’s no horizon. Save the Rebellion – save the dream! Where is the message?! I’m not the one you gotta convince. Hold on tight, we’re coming down hard! I don’t need luck, I have you. They have nothing to do with it. Spare them. I had every chance to pull the trigger, but did I? You were not summoned here to grovel, (…). Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, (…). If it’s war you want, you’ll have to fight alone. If the Empire has this kind of power, what chance do we have? May the Force be with us. Make ten men feel like a hundred! I’ve got a bad feeling about this. I lose nothing but time!
@thruspace asked: Not many of my likeness are left. // look i'm not saying my crowley @ ur crowley, but like... i am ⇢ WITCHER STARTERS
Utter Silence. And yes… it was a silence deserving of the capital S. A silence that seemed to spread. Like a foul poison. Spreading, forth and slowly consuming the world around them. The dogs stopped barking at cars. The cars stopped honking their horns. The child 3 blocks away finally, finally stopped crying ( much to his parents relief. It’d been nearly 3 days since he’d last stopped crying by their count. A new record. ) and the birds flew off, holding back their twittering voices as they left to sing their songs for some nice old lady who’d, hopefully, leave them some crumbs from her pie crust in return.
The source of this all-encompassing silence was one Anthony J Crowley.
The Demon in question stood at the center of it all. Gleaming yellow eyes glinting behind a pair of round sunglasses, focused intently on… himself. A near-perfect copy of himself in fact. Right down to the gravity-defying hair and the subtly faded freckles that colored the complexion of his man-shaped body.
He took a step forward. Snakeskin shoes near silent as the man slithered up to his copy. Clone? A demon with a very foul sense of humor? ( Not likely, seeing how most demons were rather lacking in the humor department. )
“ Your likeness? No no no no Noooooo. You see, this is MY likeness. I’ve had it for over 6000 years. Which brings to question, who are you‚ and why do you look like me? ”
@ofanguish asked: ❝You went overboard.❞ // marty & zack ⇢ SHIT I HEARD ON CHOPPED
“ … ”
“ Well… I think it was a perfectly acceptable response. ”