It me!

[zonerbonerz]

adult toy store employees when they go around to make sure all the products work: vibe check

[maxthetiny]

what’s that shit in your blood? homo goblin?

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[mercurialmilk]

a very sexy thing:

when the subtitles tells you the name of the song that’s playing 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rizaoftheowls]

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

[halsinsbiggernaturals]

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

[awaiting-my-escape]

Put the snail in a hamster ball

[wecanthavethat]

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[kaijuno]

Yell heah brotherrr

[plaguedoctormemes]

[killtheteendream]

[firekill1015]

This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule

[frosty-the-snowden]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[naamahdarling]

Now THESE are CATS.

[killowave]

[minotauri]

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

[homoidiotic]

im stressed out that ppl don’t know my intentions at all times. spoiler alert: top priority is, i love everyone. second priority is to have a sexy and fun time

[heartbeatemoji]

no offense but im gonna… take a risk… make a change… take a chance… and break away tbh

[lesbx]

david tennant: please can I use my regular accent. please can I just be scottish in this one

show director: *sprays him with a hose*

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING