saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese
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saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese
holdon
what the fuck is going on in this site's backend
My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”
I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense
Sam cvms his pants from sucking his pregnant wife’s tits
Oh definitely, he gets all needy now whiney and just begs his wife to get just one more taste, grinding into his pants and shaking from excitement 🧘🏾♀️
hiii! i have a thirsty request for you..
sam winchester x reader where he kisses the readers underwear bow while eating her out for the first time, also trying to understand what she likes and doesn’t like, hearing her whines and begs, and he comes in his pants untouched. i just know sam is the type of person to gain pleasure from his girl enjoying herself 😩 unwell from thinking about this
thanks babe <3
oh u are cooking
KISSES DOWN LOW
wordcount: 1511 summary: the first time Sam Winchester goes down on you– tiny bows and utter devotion to his girl. warnings: sam winchester x fem!reader, established relationship, mild cursing, porn w little plot, smut (making out, grinding, fingering, oral/fem!receiving) !!!
UgHHhhhgh I need him so desperately I feel it in my tits
I WANNA FUCK JAKE GYLLENHAAL!!!!!!!!!!
when u find a masterpiece x reader fic, but the reader turns out to have a name and a description
you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free
(just NO a.i)
To be cringe is to be free and enjoy life
Be free BE FREEEE
Pairing: Ray Garraty x fem!Reader
Summary: You love giving PDA to your boyfriend, Ray. One day, you decide to bring him lunch at work. His friends give him a hard time about it, but Ray ignores them in order to give you your own PDA.
Format: Short Story
Word Count: 1.6k
Genre: Alternate Universe; Romance
Additional Tags/Warnings: no use of (Y/N); no Long Walk; no Major; some mention of Clementine; setting is modern-ish; everyone is aged up slightly; everyone works construction (except reader); minimal research went into how construction works (apologies for inaccuracies); everyone is on a company baseball team (thank Ray for that one); strong language; suggestive situations; reader likes PDA; teasing from the boys
Author’s Note: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!! ♥😍🥰 May you have someone who is not afraid to show that they love you. Enjoy!
P.S. Click here to see what other stories I’ve cooked/plan on cooking this month.
P.P.S. Please be kind, as this is my first time writing for this fandom and its characters. Also know that I DO NOT OWN THE LONG WALK OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS.
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“I’m telling you guys – octopus does not taste like chicken!” The others chuckled at Olson’s remark.
Everyone – Pete, Olson, Art, Collie, Stebbins, Barkovitch, Harkness, Curley, and Ray – was busy fixing up the part of city hall that got destroyed by the recent storm. The frame was almost done, and after that would come the electrical business followed by putting up the walls and flooring. It was hard work, but time seemed to fly by for the men as they talked, laughed, and argued with one another. Right now, the subject was food. Olson brought it up when he talked about his anniversary dinner with his wife, Clementine, at some fancy restaurant in the neighboring town.
I wanna touch ray in his funny spot so bad
Oh we are so cooked 🥲
Hey Americans, if you're spiraling about war coming to your doorstep, get the fuck over yourself.
No, seriously. This isn’t The Blitz. You are not in London in 1940, and no one is going to be blacking out your windows while your kids cry in bunkers. You are not going to be hiding from air raids. You are not going to be on the receiving end of war because America does not receive war. America delivers it.
The United States doesn’t get invaded. It invades. It doesn’t get bombed. It bombs. It has military bases in over 70 countries. It has enough nukes to turn the whole planet into dust several times over. If anyone even tried to touch American soil, the response would be so devastating that it wouldn’t even be a fight it would be a warning to the rest of the world.
So no, you’re not brave or insightful or ahead of the curve for doomposting about WW3 like you’re starring in a gritty survival film. You’re just catastrophizing from the safety of your air-conditioned home, where DoorDash still delivers and TikTok still works. You’re anxious, and I get it. But don’t confuse anxiety with lived war experience. You're not the oppressed. You're not the target. You're a bystander, at worst.
War is already here — it just doesn’t look like bombs over Brooklyn. It looks like drone strikes on brown kids you’ll never learn the names of. It looks like the U.S. sponsoring coups, destabilizing governments, and sucking the wealth out of entire regions. It looks like the military-industrial complex siphoning billions while people in Flint still don’t have clean water.
So if you’re American and scared of war coming to you, remember: It already came. You just weren't the one bleeding.
You live in the belly of the beast start acting like it.
Every few months, the U.S. dips its toe into some international tension and suddenly every American on the internet starts spiraling like they’re in a war film. "Oh no, are we going to get nuked?" "Is WW3 coming to us
It’s such a uniquely American thing to only care about global conflict when there’s even a microscopic chance it could affect you. Never mind that America has been destabilizing governments, drone striking children, and funding proxy wars for literal decades. That was all fine. That was "just foreign policy." But now that you think you might be inconvenienced? Now it's terrifying? Now it’s real?
You are not Syria. You are not Gaza. You are not Ukraine. You are not Afghanistan. You are the country that does that to other people and then panics when gas prices go up.
So please. Grow up. You live in the empire. You benefit from the empire. The only bombs falling in your neighborhood are ones you made memes about or forgot entirely.
Be scared of your rent.
Be scared of your healthcare system.
Be scared of the fact your government would rather fund another war than fix your roads.
But don’t pretend you’re a war victim in waiting you’re just American.
-from an American
— ♡ six thirty . . . c.s
in which . . . chris can’t resist fucking you in the morning
warnings . . . smut, cockwarming, unprotected sex, making out, praise, use of pet names, soft!dom!chris. (no somnophilia!!)
written by @delilahsturniolo. do not copy, steal, or modify my works. if you are taking any inspiration from this, please ask me first before posting and credit me in your description. happy reading! :)
POSITIONS WRITING MARATHON . . . fic #6
it’s 6:30 a.m. and the sun hasn’t fully risen yet. the room is bathed in soft blue-gray light, quiet except for the steady hum of the fan and the lazy rustle of sheets. your eyes are half-closed, still drifting somewhere between sleep and consciousness, and chris is beside you, warm, tousled, bare-chested. his arm is already draped over your waist, fingers curling slightly like they don’t know how to let go of you even in his sleep. he shifts a little, breath warm against your neck, and then… he kisses your shoulder. slow. soft. like it’s instinct. like his mouth just belongs there. “you awake?” he murmurs, voice gravelly, ruined by sleep. you hum, pressing your back against his chest. “barely.”
“mm. good,” he whispers, nosing along your jaw. “just stay right here.” you feel him smile against your skin before his lips find your neck, slow, warm, and unhurried. it’s not a kiss meant to wake you up. it’s a kiss that says i missed you even in my dreams. you turn to face him, eyes still heavy, and he looks wrecked in the prettiest way. messy hair, swollen lips, that sleepy look in his eyes that makes your stomach flutter.
“you always kiss me like that before sunrise?” you tease, voice soft. he grins, lazy and dangerous. “only when you sleep in my shirt.” you glance down, his shirt hangs off your shoulder, thin and wrinkled. no bra. just skin and fabric and heat building between you. “you gonna start something you can’t finish, chris?” you murmur. his hand slips under the shirt, fingers grazing your hip. “not a chance.”
the kiss starts slow, just a brush of lips, lazy and sweet. then he deepens it, one hand sliding to the back of your neck, the other gripping your waist like he needs you closer. your fingers curl into his hair, tugging just enough to pull a groan from his throat. he rolls you onto your back, never breaking the kiss, moving over you like he’s done it a thousand times. his knee slots between your thighs, his mouth claiming yours again, deeper, messier. your breaths start coming faster, mouths moving like you’ve got nowhere to be. because you don’t. “you know,” he mumbles against your lips, “we could sleep in…”
“you think i’m sleeping after that kiss?” he laughs, low and warm, and then kisses you again. and again. and again. hands exploring slowly, lips trailing fire down your neck, across your collarbone, under the hem of his shirt. every touch feels like a question he’s already answered a hundred times.
his shirt rides higher up your body with every kiss, and you swear it’s the only thing keeping you from coming completely undone. his hand slips beneath it, palm warm against your stomach, fingers skimming slow, lazy circles that have you squirming underneath him. “you’re so warm,” he murmurs, lips brushing yours. “so soft…” you tug at his waistband, fingertips teasing just under the hem of his boxers, and he hisses through his teeth, forehead dropping to yours, breath hot. “careful,” he warns, voice low and strained. “you’re gonna make me forget how to be gentle.”
“maybe i don’t want gentle,” you whisper. that’s all it takes.
he exhales sharply, eyes flicking to yours for permission, just a flicker. and you nod, already pulling him closer, already lifting your hips to meet him. the shirt is gone first. his hands tug it up and off in one smooth motion, tossing it somewhere over his shoulder. his eyes rake down your body like he’s been starving, like this is something he’s craved in secret every damn night you’ve slept next to him. and then he’s on you again, mouth on your chest, your stomach, your thighs. kissing, biting, marking you slowly. you moan into his hair, fingers tangling, pulling him closer as he takes his time with every inch of skin like it’s something sacred.
“fuck, chris,” you whisper, breath catching. he smirks against your skin. “yeah, baby? you like that?” you nod and grab his jaw, pulling him up to kiss you again, this time desperate. teeth, tongue, heat. it’s sloppy, breathless, perfect. he groans into your mouth, grinding into you with just enough pressure to make your thighs shake. he kisses you hard, and this time, there’s no teasing. no waiting. he lines himself up with your entrance, eyes locked on yours, and when he pushes himself in, you both gasp. the stretch. the heat. the way he fills you like he was made for you.
he moves slow at first, deep, deliberate, his name spilling from your lips like prayer. every thrust pulls another sound from you, every grind of his hips makes you arch and cling to him harder. he’s everywhere, in everything. the morning light catching on his skin, the rough groan in your ear, the hand on your thigh keeping you wide open for him. “chris..” you mumble, his thrusts nice and slow.
“you feel unreal,” he breathes, forehead pressed to yours. “you are unreal.” you kiss him before you can say something too soft. but he already knows. he always knows. you reach that edge and cum together, his pace quickens, your legs tighten around him, and the air fills with broken moans and whispered curses. when it hits, it’s not just physical. it’s electric. overwhelming. consuming. like you’ve given in to something that’s been building for so long. afterward, he doesn’t move right away. just collapses against you, both of you still panting, bodies tangled and sticky and flushed.
“so…” he says eventually, grinning. “this our new morning routine?” you laugh, lips brushing his shoulder. “if it is, i’m never leaving this bed again.” he hums, trailing lazy fingers down your spine. “let me just keep my cock in you, yeah?” chris smiles, his cum and his length still stuffed inside you. and with the sun barely rising, chris wrapped around you like gravity, and your body still buzzing from him.
© delilahsturniolo
💌: shittt i missed my opportunity to do the greatest thing ever and post this at 6:30 am but i slept in!! 😭
This shit goated
Supernatural as pictures from my camera roll
Sam Winchester
Dean Winchester
Castiel
Gabriel
Lucifer
God
Charlie
John Winchester
Crowley
Mary Winchester
AHAHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY I HIT MY CART AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE TEAD IN A WHILE AAHAHAAHHAAAAA
interesting how some bylers think they're really smart and understand the show & the subtext better than anyone else, and yet think that Will POTENTIALLY having an intimate scene with Mike would be problematic. Like mind you he's one of the characters that I'd say needs an intimate scene? In this economy especially. The gay character, and the only character from the main cast who hasn't been in any romantic relationship and hasn't experienced anything like that, who's been suffering through the whole goddamn show, thought he's a freak for being different (including being gay and wanting Mike), was a victim of assault, struggled with his feelings, and so on and on, and yet some say him having that would be "gross". I've said it before and say that again: stop being homophobic.
Like such scene for Will in particular would be liberating in several ways. (for Mike too btw! But I'm talking about Will now). and I'm not saying that it needs to be explicit or anything but the way how a lot of bylers act like just the idea of anything more than them holding hands uwu and timid kissing would be "problematic" and "gross" is honestly so weird. Stand up.
when i’m reading an ‘x reader’ and he calls me his pretty girl
Yes bro and I squirt everywhere and sob
Drew this earlier this year..still need to make an Ada version 😞
This is peak cinema it's all over the screen