[petercushingscheekbones]

Rivals x textposts

[eloiscbridgerton]

LIZZIE VEREKER & FREDDIE JONES in Rivals (2024) I hope you don't mind, I read your chapters. They were brilliant and sexy... like you.

BONUS: Rupert rooting for them

[dailyflicks]

Aidan Turner & Alex Hassell in Rivals (2024—)

[dailyflicks]

AIDAN TURNER as DECLAN O'HARA in RIVALS (2024)

[olympain]

Sam Campbell in Would I Lie To You?

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[forecast0ctopus]

detective activities

[kuroshika]

"THE REASON YOU NEVER CAUGHT THE RIPPER IS BECAUSE I HAVE HIM." - HANNIBAL (2013-2015) // 01.06 "ENTRÉE"

[honeygrahambitch]

I love how us as a fandom draw the line only for professional malpractice. Cannibalism? It's ok those were rude people. Hobbs and Randal? It's fine, Will did it in the name of justice. Framing Will? Also okay, Hannibal didn't know how to flirt. Feeding Mason's face to the dogs? He was an asshole, good for him.

But hiding Will's encephalitis? Sir, I would die for you and let you eat every part of my body but you went a little bit too far with that

[cringeworms]

I haven't posted anything original in so long, I promise I'm still around lol

[postoctobrist]

Do you ever think about how pornography, like science fiction, reflects modern day economic anxieties? Asking bc I just saw one where in order to stay in an Airbnb she had to wear a chastity belt and she didn’t even leave a bad review after

these days the pizza guy is too busy working for three different apps to even fuck you

[darthbob88]

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

Not to be a prude this is just so bleak. something about everything said here is so bleak like talking about porn so casually like its the sunday comics

[geniusoflove]

sorry mother superior should we be making jokes about the next church bazaar

[tbposting]

collapsing onto my fainting couch, scandalized and overcome with the vapors that someone discussed media with visible ankles

[clowngames]

talking about media that reflects the public consciousness' anxiety about an increased job instability and economic desolation and the bleak part is that the conversation involves a penis

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[willgrahamscock]

my ass could never survive a saw trap with my processing disorders like, sorry mr. saw what did you say after 'I want to play a game' I couldn't understand

[willgrahamscock]

mr. saw do you think you could turn off the scary red lighting it's just a little too overstimulating given the circumstance and I promise it's very difficult for me to find the needle in the haystack under normal conditions thank you

[willgrahamscock]

mr. saw how long do I have to perform surgery on myself with this rusty needle, I don't have my glasses and I am legally blind

[yourtypicalmusickid]

mr. saw could you turn the subtitles on your video

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

[que-mint-tea]

in my experience it goes something like..

[fruityfinnegan]

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

[que-mint-tea]

in my experience it goes something like..

[fruityfinnegan]

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[cannibalchicken]

[flyin-shark]

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

[wolg-fang]

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

[flyin-shark]

OH FUCK

[crtter]