Hell is closed today

Drama queen closes a blog because she is in depression. Title is a quote from Tony Stark. If you follow me after I closed this blog you are just a piece of shit.

[anghelfromtheabyss]

Ray Ban Sunglasses Official Charity Event!

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[algrolo]

Scars are really cool and sexy but in this day and age how do you even get one without it being an accident

[algrolo]

Looking for a sparring partner for various sword/knife/blade fights. Must be okay to injure each other, but not maim or kill. Looking to acquire some cool scars. Professionals or unskilled are both fine. Bonus if you too are looking for cool, new scars. Bring your own blades.

Contact me with solicitous offers

[ghostofmourning]

So you're willing to entertain the fantasy that you'd get this piercing but not that you'd also have clothing to wear with it? You have a strange suspension of disbelief.

“I’m just saying that I doubt I would be able to buy plenty of wonderful and suitable clothes due to my perpetual financial situation but perhaps you’re right and I would find a way.

What sort of thing did you envision me wearing? Clearly you yourself had something in mind. You seem to have a very strong vision of this whole thing.”

[anghelfromtheabyss]

"I can pass you some of my EXTREMELY fashionable clothes."

[dniudsnf]

ways to look more angelic:

carry flowers everywhere

pink or gold eye shadow 

wear long ankle dresses

soft humming

have a pink glowy blush

[ishtarelisheba]

wield a flaming sword

[we-aim-to-misbehave]

Be covered in eyes

[garaviel]

three pairs of wings

[wellpardonme]

Wheel

[tinyflower-bouquet-deactivated2]

announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go

[otherwindow]

Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head. 

Turn the halo into a gold collar. 

Shrink it down into a ring or bracelet. 

Turn it into a gold septum. 

Sacred nipple piercings. 

[otherwindow]

please stop telling me about halo cock rings

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[fangirltothefullest]

You have to enchant the iron so it protects against the fae.

[rabbitclown]

cool kid

[luverrboy-remade-deactivated201]

the fact that i dont have 6+ giant ethereal angel wings is really crampin my style

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[charlesoberonn]

An assignment for next week’s class.

[charlesoberonn]

It can be a meme right now with enough dedication.

[klubbhead]

[imsoweirdimnotanitimanith-deact]

had to do it to ‘em

[klubbhead]

That’s even better

[mikeyspsyche-deactivated2021031]

Are y'all even trying?

[klubbhead]

Are you?

[sixpenceee]

Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)

[headofspectre-deactivated202101]

Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon

[falseknees]

The world’s has no idea what’s coming for it

[hellenicdreams]

A Hellenistic gold earring in the shape of a dove.

2nd century BCE

Met Museum:  25.78.41

[kopionkin]

Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk

[alcoholicanarchist]

i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth

[sweethotnight]

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

[mcnxviii]

the anniversary of this legend

[loumargi]

gustave-dore

[loumargi]

gustave-dore