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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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sheepfilms
Not today Justin
izzy's playlists!
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Fieri Frames
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Keni
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$LAYYYTER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Sweet Seals For You, Always
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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@angieu
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
YOU CAN ENTER A SPACE
YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM
YOU CAN DO THAT TRANSACTION
YOU KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONE
YOU KNOW WHAT SLEEP IS
YOU KNOW HOW TO WAKE UP
YOU KNOW HOW TO MOVE THROUGH SPACE
YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE YOU
normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs
yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)
of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!
all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony
so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎
gotta look something up
I'm sorry WHAT
He WHAT
"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually
This one youtuber is making polls asking who would win between Arthur Morgan and different insanely powerful characters and he keeps winning until it gets to Tuberculosis. Reason being because he can't use deadeye on it.
Am i the only one feeling a bit yuck that people are merchandising astarions scar? Idk about that my dudes.
The lovely shapes and colors of our companion's eyes.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP *sobs*
I just love tav's proud stance after petting scratch, its like "yes, i succeeded in petting him, i petted the hell out of that good boi"
Still can’t get over how beautiful Astarion is. Like goddamn
Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (we’re both stuck in a looped simulation faced with our own traumas where none of us can speak the same language but we still spend every replay falling in love)
1899 + memes [1/??]
sometimes you have to enter a self and medically induced psychosis that makes you forget about your marriage of 12 years and your husband and son because your real soulmate is a pathetically hot german captain
dialogue choices in Mass Effect be like
I should go (affectionate)
I should go (indifferent)
I should go (derogatory)
stranger things + the internet
The Good Doctor In a Nutshell.
Patient: I have an in-grown toenail.
Doctor: It's a tumour. You have six months. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-1 now!
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Patient: I fell off my bike.
Doctor: It's a tumour. You have days. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-2 now!
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Patient: I have a rash
Doctor: It was a tumour. You are actually dead. May we use a kidney? Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-3 now!
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Janitor: Excuse me while I just clean this window...
Janitor: *cough*
Doctor: It's time to get your affairs in order. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-4 now!
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Doctor: Ok, so the bad news is that you need cardiothoracic, neuro, orthopaedic, otolaryngology and plastic surgery. Nurse, page Dr Melendez and prep 0R-5 now!
Patient: Wait...and the good news??
Doctor: Dr Melendez can do all of these surgeries simultaneously today while also discussing Dr Murphy's sex life.
Credits to @shesreading on tiktok!
The Official Parenting Scale For Single Dads
Geralt : Fuck.
Mando : *Tired Dad Sigh™*
Lee Scoresby : PEW PEW GOTTA SAVE MY DAUGHTER PEW PEW
So what you're telling me is that this Christmas, we have three (3) badass motherfuckers with insane skills simultaneously drop everything they're doing to save adopt one (1) chaotic troublemaker child who's destined for something great?
YES PLEASE
