Anglophile Problems

It's just not easy loving the British Isles. people in the niche corner

[mogifire]

[razors-n-roses]

[porterr-robinson]

[frogmp3]

british people: fouking right innit

me sobbing: what are you saying i’m so scared

[alfrescotree]

[not-all-the-prayers]

Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” 

“If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” 

“Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” 

“I feel I’m very sane about how crazy I am.” 

“And when you’re young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.” 

“In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.” 

“You know the bad thing about being a survivor… You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.” 

“There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I might as well take a nap.” 

“No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.” 

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

[elfgrove]

[tvgif]

[anglophileproblems]

I haven’t even posted on this blog in years, I’m pretty sure, but anyway 

we still have an FAQ page:

We’ve also literally only made/reblogged 14 posts this calendar year

Take a nap, kiddo

[vampyr-bite]

is anything in 2016 even real any more?

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

HOLY SHIT

[fthgurdy]

i am choking on my breakfast well done well DONE

[manuscript--replica]

[timefortigers]

i just misread ‘nimbus 2000′ as ‘nandos 2000′ please bury me

[prismazoa]

when you’re out with the lads and you’re having a look in Quality Quidditch Supplies and you might fancy the mulled mead at The Hog’s Head but then your mate Cedric who’s an absolute ledge and the Supreme Mugwump of Banterbury says “oi brevs let’s have a cheeky Butterbeer instead” and you’ll think “top. let’s smash it”

[theblogofeternalstench]

[fieldbears]

OH MY GOD THOUGH

[sapphia]

BEST COMEBACK ON ANY COMEDY PANEL SHOW EVER AND SHE’S NOT EVEN A COMEDIAN

[hannahismyharto]

Can she calculate the amount of cold water he needs for that burn?

[edwardspoonhands]

…the wink…

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[hinonekart]

two adventure-reporters have brunch together, talk about the men in their lives

[pure-mornings]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

They are taking Doctor Who off of the USA Netflix tomorrow, if we want it back (and I do) you can call them and file an official complaint. The phone number is 1-800-585-7265. You’ll need the service code at the bottom of the webpage (when logged in), the email of the account holder, and the first and last name of the account holder. We don’t need to be rude about these calls, all you need to do is say I’d like to officially file a complaint/request that they put Doctor Who back on Netflix. And yes, they take calls on Sundays.

[death-limes]

“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!”

[this-ugly-flower]

THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

[ghostvoidbby]

oi mate “that red thing” is a member of the royal family