We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

sthlmcore. veteran masc tumblrina.

[pro-butch]

[pro-butch]

I have a very very bland text post from over 10 years with over 500k notes written immediately after a nap and it's been stolen so many times thebootydiaries did it once and like I still get the notifications so I might be at the point where I'm driven to figure out how to log on to Tumblr on my PC and go to my 2015 archive to disable reblogs.

[kremlin]

while jamming my entire body between two closing elevator doors today, i was met with wide eyes, and i thought to myself "this probably looks frightening to people that don't have a thorough technical understanding of how elevators work and the history behind why they are so insanely safe"

and then i remembered the story of the tenured civil engineering professor who, with a running start, would leap and throw himself full-force at skyscraper windows in order to demonstrate their structural properties, until one day the window popped out of the frame, unbroken of course, and he fell to his death

[pro-butch]

Sorry it's even funnier that Garry Hoy was a lawyer who just sort of thought it'd be fine to run at the window

[pro-butch]

I'm a huge fan of new autistic media such as 3 hour lore videos on the people's republic of china within the fallout universe. However what is consistent between all of these creators is a baffling clumsiness or unfamiliarity with words I'd consider to be fairly easy. Like luncheon. And don't get me started on their lack of ability to draw from standard English phonetics to intuit the pronunciation of proper nouns. Now I don't have the requisite physiology to affect this imitation authoritative baritone that all these varied creators seem to agree is required for this type of media, but what I can do is pronounce words like a human being. So I hereby offer my services in an editing or production capacity to this legion of nerds because my personal autist quirk is that I am sent I to a rage whenever I hear one of y'all pronounce luncheon like it was some sort of invading lunch robot.

[pro-butch]

From context I can assume what he meant later on was "the archipelagic country" (I would however in my edits mark this line as AWK for "awkward") but what he actually said was "the acappellic country" and now I can't stop imagining Filipino barbershop quartets.

[pro-butch]

I'm a huge fan of new autistic media such as 3 hour lore videos on the people's republic of china within the fallout universe. However what is consistent between all of these creators is a baffling clumsiness or unfamiliarity with words I'd consider to be fairly easy. Like luncheon. And don't get me started on their lack of ability to draw from standard English phonetics to intuit the pronunciation of proper nouns. Now I don't have the requisite physiology to affect this imitation authoritative baritone that all these varied creators seem to agree is required for this type of media, but what I can do is pronounce words like a human being. So I hereby offer my services in an editing or production capacity to this legion of nerds because my personal autist quirk is that I am sent I to a rage whenever I hear one of y'all pronounce luncheon like it was some sort of invading lunch robot.

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

[5739e8-deactivated20260524]

"I detest the masculine point of view. I am bored by his heroism, virtue, and honour. I think the best these men can do is not talk about themselves anymore".

I feel this Virginia Woolf quote every time during literature or history class when it's yet again about a freedom loving freedom fighting heroic man who truly didn't consider women being apart of said freedom

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[tetrafelino]

Gente eu tô me mijando de rir com esse vídeo

[depsidase]

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[miamicommune]

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[kaelio]

it is not the fault of the tsar, it is his bad burgyars

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[oldguydoesstuff]

British DEUCE computer system by English Electric was released in 1955. Featured vacuum tube logic and mercury delay line memory technologies.