Breathe.

☆Hannah|22|aquarius☆

[hunters-march]

pale utensil set

[hollownest-whore]

Ah yes, fellow Wyrm's of PK'S birth nest

[scuffledig]

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[lizzienoodles]

@dragonsbloodsnowcone this cannot be left in the tags

[ruinedchildhood]

[slunch]

[juney-blues]

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

[bearie]

playing with it

[oddlylongtelephonecord]

my favorite thing about jean and neil’s relationship is by far the fact that neil has absolutely nothing against jean and views him in a neutral-leaning-positive light but jean views neil as a horror show and the functional human equivalent of all of his problems combined

[froggisarethebest]

no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy

[josteens]

im cryinh

[dykekarkat]

andreil rlly shines when ppl realize that andrew is the normal one in the relationship. this is also why aaron was being psychologically tortured by neil (unknowingly) during all 3 books

[ninyard]

from andrew, to renee (re: neil)

[kevjeanday]

[sadclowncentral]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[polite-werewolf]

both andrew and neil think this is their pov

[angelslant]

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

[theyearnergirlkisser]

Andrew when he realised he had a crush on Neil

[limeseltzer4ver]

Bc you cannot tell me that huge ass fire he started wasn’t so explosive

[foreveriallyzombified]

my fanart of kuchipatchi from tamagotchi

[skskskimmilk]

[foreveriallyzombified]

Statler from The Muppet Show enjoying kuchipatchi’s flaccid penis and male breast tissue

[sweatermuppet]

idk man i think it's more complicated than that *gets beaten to death*