who, me?

23 || any pronouns || diagnosed dumbass gay monster enthusiast i don’t believe in side blogs sorry everyone :/

[rpfofficial]

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

[rpfofficial]

stop tagging this neil josten i don't know how that is

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[polite-werewolf]

and what if this was my first rodeo?? what then?

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[molabuddy]

i Really love when two characters are really quite similar but in such a way that they just hate eachother onsight.. dog barking at a mirror type beef

[gobloggirl]

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[naivety]

they should invent a digestive tract that digests

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[lengthofropes]

fine example of gay people snacking

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[coffeenonsense]

Holding a human heart in your hands while looking your mom dead in the eye. Filming ICE & running off to post on your tiktok with thousands of followers so people see them arresting a fucking ER nurse. Comforting a family through the death of a loved one. fuck yeah javadi belongs in the ER

[hellfirehoe]

[iwriteonthisone]

Imagine feeling unwanted and misunderstood your entire life and then you meet a beautiful boy who looks at you and only sees you and he's so perfect you think he's too good to be true and then you find out that actually he is real and then he tells you he likes you and then you kiss him and then he tells you you were amazing after a game u actually tried at for him and then you lose him in a fucking deadly riot and you start to realise slowly that he has been hiding something from you this whole time and now he's going to die and you're neither getting him back nor your answers and you're stressed and you're panicking and so you ask ur best friend where he is and what's been going on hoping for a clue to start from and then your best friend goes "you were always going to lose him" Andrew Minyard you are so valid you were Not crazy for that i applaud your restraint actually

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,