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[holdoncallfailed]

not now kitten daddy can feel the soil falling over his head

[xanaxfarts]

Custom Nintendo GameCube Controllers

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[sandmandaddy69]

[bayzed2024]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

tv show like grey's anatomy except they're veterinarians. all the soap opera drama but there's creatures all over the place. "is that a gerbil on your scrubs or are you just excited to see me" but it's actually the gerbil, he's a patient and we can't be having sex right now.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I am shamed to say this and this probably gets me cancelled but I'd literally spent my entire life thinking rasputin song was about vladimir putin. like every time I listened to the song / every time I heard it play, I literally thought it was about vladimir putin 😭😭😭😭

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

my face when I was told it wasn’t about him and I’d been getting it wrong all this time

[curiositysavesthecat]

Did you know Rasputin song wasn’t about Vladimir Putin?

Yes, I know this

No, I didn’t know this

Voting ended onJul 25

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I know the chorus is ra ra rasputin. I just never cared enough / wasn’t curious enough to find out what the ras was or what it came from 😭

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

tbh I assumed the entire song was satire so I never gave it much thought rip

[miamaimania]

Stepping through time ⏳️: A nostalgic glance at footwear fashion from the past century.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im definitely a stupid idiot but i keep getting ads for these garbled slop AI shirts that are making me laughhhhh

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[swampbornesiren]

real live raw chicken

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

me whenever the stars are visible

[girlwiththeflashingeyes]

really obsessed with this comment under a simon and garfunkel edit. who up revelling in melancholia and hints of the homo erotic

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[gonzos-humansona]

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[thombalan]

[infectiouspiss]

Is thy piss infectious?

cometh take a fuckin sip and discover