Rok Soo, after seeing the OgAlbeCale effect for the first time: I told you to talk with my cousin, not to go and fuck my cousin!
Alberu, honestly offended: I haven't fuck him yet! We barely had had our first dateā do you really think Cale is one-night stand material? Of course not. Do you think I would jump straight to sexual intercourse with him?! No! That man deserves to be properly wooed, Rok Soo! And how do you know I would be the one doing the fucking? Is it because I'm taller? That's a stereotype, you know? It could be the other way around. Maybe he wants to be the one doing the fucking. Maybe we'll turnā *gets thrown a yarnball at his face*
Rok Soo: Oh for fucks sakes, shut up. Stop talking about your sexual life with my cousin.
Alberu: We don't have one yet! We're both virgins!
Eruhaben, who was just grading papers in the room nextdoor and ended up having to hear the whole conversation: *sighs in tired parent* every week I question why on earth I took this job.
Rok Soo: āit better stay like that. I don't want you to corrupt my cousin.
Alberu: is this because I'm a dark elf?ā
Rok Soo, immediately more calm: *puts a hand on his shoulder* not because you're a dark elf, none of our friends or Cale would think any less of you for being a dark elf.
Alberu: ...Thanks. For a moment I forgot who I was talking with.ā *suddenly hopeful* hold on you really think he wouldn't mind?
Rok Soo: Not at allā wait. *Serious again* you still can't fuck my cousin. Or date him or whatever. You're a terrible influence for himā what if he gets your glib tongue habits? He has enough people oogling him without him showering people in compliments like they were candies.
Alberu: You also have a glib tongue! And it's ridiculous you think he'll get my habit of praising people to distract them just because we date instead of being just friendsā
Rok Soo: It's not. People tend to obtain their partner's habitsā it's a fact. My parents copy each other habits all the time!
Alberu: Friends also do that. Besides, how do you know I won't get his habit of insulting people at their face? *Smiles* He always does it so effortlessly and graceful. Actually *opens the door* maybe I should go kiss him now and see what happens first. It'd be an interesting experimentā *leaves while humming happily*
Rok Soo: ...Did I convince him to go makeout with my cousin? That was not what I was aiming for.
Eruhaben, appearing through the door: To be precise, you made him consider his future potential sexual life, cleared up every doubt he might had had about starting a relationship, and then gave him a reason to, ah, "go makeout" with this cousin of yours.
Rok Soo: Ugh. *Facepalms*
Eruhaben: Now, mind to share the name of your cousin? There's a bet pool going on.
Eruhaben: I'll give you a part.
At other part of the campus,
Alberu: Cale! *takes OgCale's hand* would you follow me?
OgCale, not knowing what's going on but just happy to see Alberu: Sure!!
The other students, who saw Roan's crown prince, best in his year, and Cale "that rude guy" Henituse holding hands and bouncing merrily on their little pink world: ?!?!?!
OgCale was very happy about the side effects of that conversation.
Now they're also the type of couple who give each other kisses as greetings and goodbyes. Short, sweet kisses, but Rok Soo still thinks is too much.
Alberu was very happy about his relationship with OgCale being compared to Rok Soo's parents' relationship because, honestly, those three are goals. They're the sweetest, most healthy relationship he has seen adults in.