Angry Chuu-huahuas

Two bored otakus. The names are Kei (fanfictions + quotes) & Feugris (fanart + memes)

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Atsushi: what's your least favorite saying?

Soukoku: fuck around and find out.

Akutagawa: why?

Chuuya: we took it too literally... We fucked around—

Dazai: And we found out we're gay for each other

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Fyodor: I'm gonna put the fear of god in you.

Dazai: Nah, he can't be worse than mankind

Fyodor: He created menkind

Dazai: WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER IS HE?!?

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Dazai Osamu is the bi trinity

Bisexual

Bipolar

And a bitch

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Ayato: It's a bit steamy here, isn't it~

Thoma: Oh, yeah, I've been ironing the clothes

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Oda: I care about orphans, we must help and protect orphans

PmDazai: yeah..... orphans.........yaaaay, love orphans.....

Akutagawa: am I joke to you

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Atsushi: Akutagawa do you have daddy issues?

Akutagawa: No, I don't even have a dad jinko, how would I have issues with him?!

Gin: Don't mind him, he doesn't even realize he's emo

Akutagawa: FOR THE LAST TIME GIN- DO I LOOK LIKE A BIRD TO YOU?!

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Dazai: Why don't we skip the first kiss and go straight to your kys with me~

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Chuuya: If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee.

Dazai: If you were my husband I'd drink it~

Chuuya: You'd drink it anyway

Dazai: Fuck yeah, where is it?

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Akutagawa: Chuuya-san there's a monster under my bed

Chuuya: There's Dazai in mine, I have it worse

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Dazai: I would die for you

Chuuya: you would literally die for fun

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Being (fanfiction) writer be like:

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Dazai: Chuuya let's do double suicide

Chuuya: how about a murder suicide– I'll murder you and make it look like a suicide

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Chuuya: *falls down on his ass*

Dazai: Can I kiss it better?

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Chuuya: I'm NEVER passive aggresive to anyone!

Dazai: yeah— he's actively agressive to half the people he meets *dodges kick a from Chuuya*

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Chuuya: Sir I'm afraid I HAVE TO politely ask you to stop being annoying.

Chuuya: Now please DO make me use violence I'm itching for a fight.

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Akutagawa: imagine you're on a boat and me and Chuuya-san are drowning. Who do you save?

Dazai: I'll be the first one to drown.