K/DA Ahri

[kda-chat]

If K/DA were Youtubers…

Ahri: Part beauty youtuber, part singer youtuber, part aesthetic youtuber, has done music covers that has garnered millions of hits, always has ‘drama’ with Evelynn, has her own collection of clothing, has her own makeup brand, and also releases albums every so often that become instant favorites. Average about 20 million subscribers.

Evelynn: A massive beauty influencer, part singing youtuber, has her own major makeup company, her own makeup line that has garner her millions, has her own perfume line, many drama channels talk about her, always seem to have 'beef’ with someone every month, always wins out of the drama, is known for her honesty and realness, has videos of her car tours, and loves doing videos with her girlfriend -Akali. Average about 17-19 million subscribers. (Depends on her 'scandals’)

Akali: A rapper youtuber, releases official music videos every 5-6 months, in between those times she does covers of different songs, has a full on expensive production team working on her music videos -with the help of Evelynn, does prank videos as well, and does 'couples’ videos with Evelynn. Average about 20 million subscribers.

Kai'sa: Part dancer youtuber, part aesthetic youtuber, is more well known for her dancing videos, always has aesthetically pleasing videos of artwork, tattoos, books, nature, etc, has garnered a dedicated fanbase that enjoys her 'motherly’ type aura, doesn’t usually get involve with drama but if she is dragged in then she usually ends it, saved Evelynn’s ass more than once, does 'couples’ videos with Sivir. Average about 15 million subscribers and counting.

[angrygarglemuffin-blog]

Cursed #xayah #chiken #k/daahri #shitposting#leagueoflegends

[kda-chat]

Pumpkin Pie Eating Contest

Akali:[Takes it seriously, starts in the center and works her way out]

Evelynn:[Eats like a proper lady, divides it into slices, takes her time, doesn’t really care about winning]

Ahri:[Is making a pumpkin snowman out of her pie, basically playing with her food and flinging it at Evelynn]

Kai'sa:[Discards her knife and fork, looks straight at the camera, then shoves her entire face into the pie, screaming. She pops back up with a pumpkin mask, screaming and crying, basically having a nervous breakdown. Akali just shrugs her shoulders and shoves her face into the pie to join Kai'sa, followed by Ahri joining in. Evelynn is trying to save the last of K/DA’s dignity but Akali shoves her head into the pie. The End]

[kda-chat]

Escalators

Originated from this post. A short mini-fic. About 500 words~

XXX

Akali was the first one to step onto the escalator. She hopped on like an excited child, bouncing on one foot to the other. Kai’sa was next and she looked behind to make sure Ahri was following. The leader of K/DA held a pout on her lips, giving Kai’sa sad puppy eyes. Her large ears lay flat on her head, her tail curled by her side, and she even tugged on Kai’sa’s shirt to pull her back.

“Can’t we go find an elevator? Or the stairs?” Ahri asked, a slight whine in her voice. 

“Foxy, I don’t see an elevator nearby,” Kai’sa explained. She reached out to grab Ahri’s hand, lightly tugging the leader closer to the escalator. “Here, just take my hand and I’ll make sure you’ll get on safely.”

Ahri just whined louder, taking a step back and pulling away from Kai’sa. She shook her head, whimpering, “Scary…”

Akali peeked behind her to see that Kai’sa and Ahri weren’t even on the escalator. She turned around, running down to stay with the group. “Yo, what’s up?”

“Ahri doesn’t want to go on the escalator,” Kai’sa explained. “You can go up ahead. I’ll go with Ahri to find an escalator.”

“What’s going on?” Another voice spoke up, making the girls turn to their fourth member of K/DA. Evelynn caught up with the group, a bit out of breath. 

“Eve,” Ahri says, pouting at her longtime friend. She pointed to the offending escalator. 

Evelynn’s lips quirked downwards. “Oh.”

“Should we go find an elevator?” Akali asked. “We’re holding up the line.”

True to her word, even at three in the morning in a small airport, there were still people lingering around the place. A small group of people stood behind K/DA, a bit confused why the girls weren’t moving up the escalator. Evelynn, Akali, Kai’sa, and Ahri moved over to the side to let the people pass.

“I guess it can’t be helped,” Evelynn sighed, handing her purse off to Akali. Kai’sa and Akali just looked at each other in confusion. “Come here, Ahri.”

Ahri’s face lit up, her ears flickering back and forth. Evelynn opened her arms wide like she was getting ready for a hug. Ahri wrapped her arms around Evelynn’s neck, humming happily. Then, as if on a silent cue, Ahri leaped right into Evelynn’s arms, wrapping her legs around her waist. Evelynn tightened her grip around Ahri, heaving her up a bit higher to make sure she was as far from the ground as possible. Kai’sa and Akali’s jaws dropped. It looked so out of character for them. 

“Are you holding on tight?” Evelynn asked.

Ahri nodded her head. “Nyah!”

“Alright, let us go,” Evelynn says, nodding her head to motion Kai’sa and Akali to head up the escalator first. Kai’sa and Akali skittered onto the escalator, still gawking at Evelynn and Ahri. “Don’t say anything.”

“But this is so sweet of you, Eve,” Kai’sa praised, giggling as she saw a blush form on Evelynn’s cheeks. “So cute!”

“Shush, it’s not like I want to do this. This is the only way to get this mutt up the escalator,” Evelynn muttered. Ahri only replied with a pleased hum.

Akali couldn’t help but pull her phone out to take a picture of Ahri and Evelynn. “Say cheese.”

Evelynn turned her head to face away from Akali’s camera. “Stop, I’m already embarrassed enough.”

“Thank you, Eve!” Ahri sang next to Evelynn’s ear.

Ignoring Kai’sa and Akali’s teasing, Evelynn lets out a small smile as she responded back, “Whatever, Foxy.”

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

evelynn: a vodka for me and an orange juice for her.

akali: eve !! i’m an adult !!

evelynn:

akali: i can order my own juice >:T

[sushieyi]

@evelynndarling6769 >:|

[ask-ahri-sempai-deactivated2020]

THIS IS NOT THE TRAINING I’M LOOKING FOR.

follow my art  ig: @qiujang

[angrygarglemuffin-blog]

Ahri:I wonder what the weather will be like today?

Evelynn: I dont know how about I throw you out again and you be my rain gauge?

Ahri: how about we bring in a little sunlight to remove your shade

#kda #poorjokes #ahri #evelynn #imtryingmybesttomakemyjokesofahriandevelynnmorefunny:)

[bluesmemethings]

various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

[dream-n-a-dream-a]

kama-or-kunai

Akali was now leaning back in her chair. She had already taken a good swing of her sake and was trying to relax. That’s when Irelia first spoke. She only gave a nod in response. It wasn’t that she didn’t expect Irelia to eat. It was more the choice of places. Plus she didn’t know that Irelia enjoyed Ramen. That was probably the only thing they had in common.

When Irelia spoke her name she batted an eye now. Her hand reached up to lower her mask to her neck instead of simply drinking the bottle from under it. “Ah so the savior does know me.” She mocks once more. “I suppose I should be honored. Oh, By the way. What have you done for Ionia recently?”

Irelia sighed softly to herself at Akali’s attitude. It was such a shame that the assassin did relatively good things, but had such a foul demeanor. But as always, the captain had to remain composed and not lash out on a citizen - no matter how insulted she might’ve felt in the moment. Doesn’t mean she couldn’t be sassy, however.

“Hm…what have I done? Other than patrols and stopping criminals, there’s training the guard, helping villagers, stopping attempts on my own life. I do quite a lot and it is a responsibility I must bear. Something you will not understand,” she said. All those same responsibilities weighed down on her spirit from time to time, but she had to shake it off. Soon enough, the two women’s bowls of ramen arrived and were set down in front of them.

[kama-or-kunai]

“Ohh, poor captain Irelia. She had to stop a couple petty mercenaries from killing her. It must have been so hard.” Akali replied with an absolute lack of sympathy. “I don’t know how she ever managed to fend off a couple fools with swords who care barely swing them.”

As the ramen came she looked down at her bowl of spicy ramen and turned to see Irelia with spicy ramen. There was a raise of the brow. “Spicy ramen?” She questioned. “That’s… Uncommon.” Another swig of the alcohol was given before she broke her chopsticks and dipped them into the bowl. She didn’t turn to face the other but she did speak between bites. “So I heard Swain’s got a fancy new arm and plans to use it to invade. What is our supposed military leader doing about this?”

[ask-leona-a]

KISS!

Leona sighed. Of course. Leona never backed out on her word, as much as it mildly displeased her. She stepped towards the smaller woman and reached down to gently brush silver strands of hair out of her face and tuck them behind her ear. She took her face into her hands, fingers lingering upon the other’s skin with tepid hesitation. Diana was strangely cold. Then again, Leona was only accustomed to her own eternal warmth. Her skin was ghastly pale, either from years spent hiding from the Sun or from her Goddess’ behalf. Like Leona, her eyes reflected the inhumanity of her position. Pale and translucent like the Moon’s glow, a stark contrast to Leona’s bright golden eyes.

Leona looked down at her lips. Diana had never been too expressive about her interests, she had always been introverted. Leona doubted Diana had ever even kissed another. There was a time in her youth that Leona might have enjoyed this, but now, she was unsure. She got closer, carefully observing Diana’s reaction. Diana’s breath was uneven and Leona could swear she spotted the first blossoming of pink on her cheeks. She nearly smiled in amusement, it was uncharacteristic of her to be so flustered.

Leona leaned in and united their lips, simple but honest. Her eyes closed and she prolonged the kiss, allowing Diana to savor the moment if she wished. She withdrew after a moment near breathlessly. She opened her eyes to meet Diana’s flushed expression. She could not tell if she enjoyed it, or was only embarrassed for such a request. “Well then?”

[horrorandhalloween]

by IrenHorrors

[kda-chat]

Kai'sa, watching Evelynn and Ahri fight while Akali films it:…

Kai'sa, taking a sip of her coffee as Ahri screeches, Evelynn screams, and Akali hollars: This is fine.

[angrygarglemuffin-blog]

https://www.facebook.com/KDA-Akali-762931974102749/

I have now made a Facebook page :"'D Come by and say hello!

[angrygarglemuffin-blog]

Evelynn:Who let this disgusting filth into the house? I dont remember letting you in.

Ahri:I go where as I please bitch.

[luisonte]

[coldtofire]

This is my new absolute favorite.

[candiikismet]

I had so much fun watching this

[gay-das-deactivated20211013]

ahri: i hope you get run over by a car

evelynn: hoping is all well and good but ultimately gets you nowhere. be the change you wish to see in the world and run me over instead of waiting for others to do it for you, you lazy piece of shit

[voidhunting]

"So... you're the girlfriend I'm supposed to meet then..."

   “ And I assume you are Sivir’s ‘only friend’, as she named you. “ She’d reply, her tone joyful, with an hint of embarrassment slipping in. She held no shame in her relationship with Sivir, but it still felt awkward to hear people other than her own friends designate her as her girlfriend. She’d reach out, offering her hand.  “ I’m Kai’Sa. A pleasure to meet you! “

[sparrowofthesands]

“To be fair, there’s probably one or two on the other side of the city, but I have no way to really get there. Also, you’re kind of… insanely famous. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they just let you in.” Kai’Sa didn’t seem like the type to take advantage of something like that, but if she didn’t know then there was no reason not to just go in. Plus, it wouldn’t be odd for Sivir to just usher her in.

“I… That sounds like a great time, but she kind of set this up with the stipulation that this was the only time we’re allowed to meet. I wasn’t even supposed to bring my phone, but, kind of more trouble if I left it behind.”  There was definitely a  lot of embarrassment about that tidbit, partially because it was devastating to deny such an invitation, and there was no way she wasn’t going to catch hell from Sivir once this got back to her.

[voidhunting]

   A frown. It’s true, her fame did open my doors that were otherwise closed for her in the past. And that fake, not genuine attention that was given that way was something she didn’t like much and had trouble accepting.  “ Maybe. But there is no way I’d go there officially. My managers would end me if they heard of it. “

   “ She really said that? “  Kai’Sa let out a soft chuckle as she shook her head.  “ I can’t tell if that’s because she thinks it might bother me, or if she doesn’t want me to meet people who knows her. She keeps a lot of things to herself after all… “  She looked pensive for a moment before speaking again.  “ I’ll try to talk to her about that. Unless she has a good reason, she can’t really say no if I’m the one asking, don’t you think?