‘Is She Flirting With Me or Are We Just Gals Being Pals’ a novel by your local frustrated lesbian

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‘Is She Flirting With Me or Are We Just Gals Being Pals’ a novel by your local frustrated lesbian
i bet that Jeremy totally holds “Micheal makes an entrance” over Micheal’s head until the day he dies.
like im sure at the time Micheal’s thought process was “oh my god. this is so great. im such a badass and im going to get my best friend back.” without even thinking about how dumb that would sound repeated in everyday life.
and he. you know. goes up there and says the best line in the whole play and obviously Jeremy is super releaved when he first says it
but then
Jeremy wakes up the next day and he’s just thinking
“what the fuck did my idiot best friend say.”
and every time Micheal enters a chat room
every day when Micheal walks into a room
every time Micheal breaths
Jeremy will just mumble under his breath “Micheal makes an entrance”
and every single time Micheal just exhales and walks out of the room
In a McDonald’s parking lot, eating
Jake: Nugs not drugs dude.
Michael: But dude, dude. Think about it. Nugs AND drugs.
Jake: Shit you right.
Rich: *rifling though the bag* They forgot my nug sauce!
Jeremy: If you guys say nugs one more time, I’m going to kill you all.
Jake, Michael, Rich, in unison: Nugs.
I said it over on my insta, I’m saying it here.
There’s an audio on musical.ly of music over gunshots. The shots are from the Florida shooting. Please don’t make a video to that audio. It’s disrespectful as fuck. 17 people lost their lives that day. Also, the audio could trigger people, and cause them to hurt themselves.
Don’t bother trying to find it. It shouldn’t even be allowed to exist.
Please reblog to spread awareness. A school shooting is such a horrible thing to happen, and anyone who uses the audio is fucked up.
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I will delete if necessery but please. Try and avoid it. Especially if you get triggered by gunshots very easily.
I want to know what was going through your head.
Why the day of love was the day you chose to be the day of fear.
Why you would go back to take lives of people who wanted to finish the day.
They were going to go home. They were ready to go home.
Parents were going to ask how their day was or even just make them dinner.
They had plans for the weekend.
They had plans for their future.
You must not have had many for yours.
Taking their lives wouldn’t bring your mother back.
She would be embarrassed to see what she left in the world.
The leader of our free world commented that you “show signs of mental instability.”
The jaded people around us have nothing to say but
“Shit happens.”
Don’t they realize the pipes are clogged?
The plumber called Gun Control could do so much but Uncle Sam doesn’t want to look like he can’t fix his family by himself.
I want to know what is going through America’s head.
Why this happened in a county deemed “safest” last year.
Why people under 18 with mental illnesses are defined as snowflakes and “don’t know what the real world is like.”
This is the real world.
The world is unforgiving.
The world is plagued.
The people are sick.
The world is sicker.
Joking is a coping mechanism found in near everyone.
The laughter is trying to silence the gunshots in the halls of the 18 schools just this year.
Silence will never be kept.
After this weekend, Uncle Sam’s carpet will grow in size.
The gun problem swept underneath once more.
Those nameless souls join it.
The rug is so lumpy with our problems and controversy.
A civil conversation is unheard of.
“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”
Yes, people normally kill people with weapons like guns.
Mental illness is not an excuse for evil.
Mental illness should not be tied in with shootings.
Lack of control is bound with shootings.
The lack of self control.
The lack of law control.
You are a problem people will forget the name of.
You had potential and wasted it while taking others.
You are an example of America’s problem.
You are a murderer.
These Florida kids are not fucking around.
The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible.
Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit.
But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative.
“It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this.
Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians.
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You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
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the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
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reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person
the lack of notes on this is depressing
???? Of course ????
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Reblog to lower the amount of drunk drivers!
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS LEGIT, THANKS WHOEVER POSTED IT
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
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I bet those two are couple now..
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This is such a great story
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