I can't believe how much I hate everything.

《Steph》《19》《she/her》

[ivy-saurs]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[john-dadams-blog]

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

[lillersdabomb]

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”

I said, “No. Is that still required?”

[jetsetwife]

welcome to ihop

[memelzebub]

[wishthatiwascassysgirl]

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

[ratlingrun]

The best part of being a fan of achievement hunter for so long is that I’ve seen the evolution of people thinking that Michael was a chaotic force that Lindsay had to deal with to Lindsay being the chaotic force that Michael has to deal with

[ink-and-oceans]

“We should fight for our relationships, but if fighting means ripping yourself to shreds and piggybacking all his demons, you need to leave.”

— tara love / you’re worth more than that

[not-hard-to-love]

[its--5am-deactivated20190318]

[its--5am-deactivated20190318]

[psychoticmarvel]

“Hotter than your Ex, better than your next.”

—

[shine-sprites]

this tweet of mine is gaining traction bc twitter knows what’s UP

[fvckyourfate]

i wish he killed me when he had the chance

[bloodonthehorizon]

[memehumor]

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[garbage-empress]

*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

wow you really just typed that huh