Angry Wife Life

Most men are idiots, my husband especially.

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The dumbest argument. Again

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A spiteful man will rather talk you down bad than admit he has a character flaw.

Am I a lie.

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He said what he said.

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Protection From Myself

I keep hoping you’ll be the type of man to protect me.

Not just with your ideas but protection sometimes from myself.

Myself when I drink too much with a cup of water.

Myself when I was too busy to eat with a meal.

Myself when I’m too high to stop other men from fucking without a condom.

Myself when I’m insecure and need reassurance.

Myself…has realized you’ll never be that man.

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Never.

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Spoiled ass kids.

Crazy ass momma.

Mean ass sister in law.

Lazy AF punk ass husband.

🙄 #holidayShitlist

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Channeling my inner single woman for the next couple of days. 😈 I might be posting a lot more while I prowl.

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Can’t compliment. Can’t share. Can’t do shit. They are never for you. They Are always for self.

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Ways to know he’s not the man:

He’ll eat the food in ya face and never ask you ever if ya want a bite. 🙄.

Not ever. Ladies. Red flag.

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Useless idiot.

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When ya realize ya idiot is a drug addict.

He can’t have fun without it.

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Duh

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Bored & Horny

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Just an overwhelming sense of “alone” in these daily challenges.

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I’ve been keeping count and 6 nights out…Not a single complement. I made an effort to say nice things. Boost ya lil ego…And I got cute cute!! Repeatedly. 

But. Not. A single. Complement. Not one.

Fken Clown. 🤡

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It Says what it Says.

Just because the 🍆 is long and/or fat doesn’t mean you can be lazy or selfish.

Boi Bye.

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I’ve been watching these reality shows where couples give each other an ultimatum. I’m amused and entertained because they’re so naïve to believe someone with an ultimatum will later respect them.

I also secretly fantasize that they’d make a show like this for married people who want to get out.

I’d def sign up for that.