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@angryyoung-puckerman-blog
Best part of showers?
Meaningless sex isn’t something I’m looking to try anytime soon. And if you think putting in effort means you’d be falling over yourself then I’d stick to hitting on the girls that fall for a smile and a line.
Hey, sex with me is never meaningless. It’d make you feel stuff you never did before. But whatever, babe. I’m all about girls who like my lines.
Best part of showers?
Yeah, my body hasn’t recovered because you got me pregnant.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It takes two people to make a baby and it’s not like you said no so let’s stop with the ‘you got me’ stuff.
Best part of showers?
Yeah, my body hasn’t recovered because you got me pregnant.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. It takes two people to make a baby and it’s not like you said no so let’s stop with the ‘you got me’ stuff.
Best part of showers?
Well aren’t you Prince Charming, only you ride up in an old truck and a 6 pack that you likely sweet talked the girl at 7-11 into selling to you. My panties have dropped, oh take me, take me.
Joke all you want but don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Girls think every guy’s gotta be falling all over himself to get them but I don’t roll that way.
Best part of showers?
Well aren’t I a lucky girl? Been there, done that, Puckerman, but I’ll keep it in mind.
You know you would be. Still haven’t totally recovered from the first time. That’s cool, Q. You know I’m always around for... whatever.
Best part of showers?
Why yes it is, Ricky and Lucy are on TV and asbestos is the bee’s knees. Liberated doesn’t mean you give it up to just anyone. My guess is you’ve never had to actually put any effort into getting with a girl.
Hey, I’m always a gentleman and buy the beer. That’s a totally classy move for me.
Best part of showers?
Where’s the wining and dining? Sorry, I don’t fall for a decent set of abs so easily. Gotta work for it and actually deserve the pleasure of my company.
Wining and dining? What is this? 1950? I thought chicks were all liberated and didn’t need all that crap.
Ma won’t let me put it on the table so I’m keeping it in my room. But that’s one boss menorah.
Best part of showers?
Do these lines actually work? Gotta say I’m not impressed with your game.
All the time. My game is strong. I just don’t think you fully appreciate the abs being offered, which makes it a not-so-happy Hannukah for us both.
Best part of showers?
Yeah they would. They’d be less fun without to, especially when hot chicks are involved.
Best part of showers?
Hiding from all the pervy boys that want nothing more than to check out my goodies. Gross, think I just threw up a little. Thing about seeing someone else naked is they need to be willing to let you see them, co-ed bathrooms would remove a little thing called consent from the nudey show picture.
Hey, nothing wrong with having goodies dudes wanna see. If by ‘co-ed’ you mean you and me, then you just gotta give it to me. Cus I’m all about getting naked.
Best part of showers?
Not hating Puckerman. Oh yes, that is what I dream of. Hiding just to catch of glimpse of off the ab action.
Who says you’d have to hide, babe? I’m all about sharing showers. I care about the environment and all that.
Best part of showers?
Well, can’t argue with you there.
You know you’re totally welcome to see me nude any time, Q. Just gotta say so.
@Noah
I will never understand the draw of video gaming. Why would anyone want to spend hours upon hours fighting virtual people? Does this mean I can count on your attendance?
I’ll never get why chicks aren’t into giving head. I mean, it’s just skin. So are lips and chicks totally dig putting their mouths on those. I guess we’ll both have to deal with mysteries.
Totally. Me, ma, and the kid. She’s going through a brat phase or something so that’ll be fun.
Best part of showers?
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Why you gotta hate, ZIzes? You know you wanna share locker rooms and scope out all this epic ab action.
Best part of showers?
Isn’t that the whole point of showers?
I thought it was to get clean. See, I don’t need a shower to be naked though. I can’t wait until I get old enough to get my own place so I can walk around naked all the time. My ma and the kid keep me from doin’ it now.
Best part of showers?
Nudity.
