Angus Rock comedy

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FUN FACT:

Snoop Dogg is the ONLY rapper in HISTORY to release TWO ALBUMS that were NAMED after sex positions

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"When you die, the world will continue without you" yeah no, it won't. Not the world as we know it anyway. Not the one with humanity in it. Not for much longer. But you're too pussy to say it like that, so you say people will move on. They won't.

So at least I have that.

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Humanity saw the beauty of nature and decided to create fucking AI powered fucking war drones

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In a perfect world, any song under 2 minutes long would be legally classified as an interlude or snippet and not a song

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Saw a dating app profile with a prompt that read "I'm weirdly attracted to men who yearn"

Bruh what the fuck does that even mean

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Nas released the single If I Ruled The World June 4, 1996

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Idk why people with ancestry from somewhere like ,say, Portugal, will walk around pretending they're special because they're a little bit more bronze than other people one would call white. With some fcking melanin ego. Like yes tf you are white. Stop talking like you aren't, you are.

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I love modernity bro, I can be proud to be a whore by just saying I'm "polyamorous"

It's not that I'm fucking a ton of groupies because I'm dead inside and I treat sex like it's food, no, I'm just polyamorous, guys. And you can't say a damn thing to me unless you want me to sic twitter on you

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People be out here genuinely broadcasting to the world sum "body count doesn't matter and you're insecure and misogynistic"

Bro just say you got cucked.

Or just say you're salty that somebody didn't want to fuck you because it did matter TO THEM.

Just say it. We listen and we don't judge

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Love's never wasted when it's shared?

What a stupidass line. Like, clearly you've never loved someone who turned out to be evil

I fu*king hate happy ass hopecore hippie music

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Ice Spice is just a less famous, less desired, more of a whore version of willow ryder

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Aubrey can drop 150 songs next year, he will still not be Michael Jackson.

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KING MIKE👑🕺 HAD PEOPLE IN REMOTE TRIBES WHO KNEW HIS NAME BEFORE THE INTERNET, WHO THE FUCK IS ICEMAN

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You can summarise the entirety of hiphop culture by saying that everyone involved is stuck in a never-ending dick measuring tournament. It feels like everyone has said something unfair about everyone else at least once. The more you dig, the more you see that. On that note, in the 90s a certain crop of women rappers arrived and sparked an evolution of the culture by trying to appeal to the men as much as possible,while also being as arrogant and egotistical and ratchet as possible, and they fed into the cycle more than women ever had before.

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How many mickey mouse ass pop artists can you work with and then still proceed to dance around on stage with fucking bloods and crips. While also pretending to be jesus. That's not lore accurate to what Jesus was getting up to back in the day.

Bro's not saving anything. All bro ever did since coming back was inspire Drake to further ruin Drake's legacy.

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People keep participating in this whole human experiment but they all know deep down that they don't fucking want to and that everything that was ever beautiful has gone to shit

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Drake is seriously in his "old man yells at cloud" arc bruh