Lady Lala

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[geekandmisandry]

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

[whats-gender]

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

[bananonbinary]

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

is god not the dm of life

[suenami3]

@anileahvictoria

[anileahvictoria]

Ok, hear me out: Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square but they’re all elves

[anileahvictoria]

Heavenly Father thinks he’s sooo funny. Last night I prayed to lose weight and this morning I woke up with a canker sore 😑

[anileahvictoria]

Being a writer is having your feed flooded with things that may not interest you, but most definitely would interest your characters.

[blissfullyblindbuffoon]

Just Blithe and Chris talking 'bout Brook:

Blithe slumped against a wall, breathing heavily as he tried to catch his breath. He could only imagine what he looked like, grinning with his face flushed from exertion, flopped against a wall.

“You picked a good one,” Chris said, sliding a cool drink into Blithe’s hand. “She’s a b-bonnie lass if I’ve ever seen one, as they say.”

Blithe quickly downed the sweet, tangy drink, realizing how thirsty he was after so much dancing. “Yeah,” he managed to gasp after gulping down the last of his drink, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

“That’s it? N-no pun or witty comment?”

“How about she’s breathtakingly beautiful?” he panted, gesturing to his fatigued state.

“Accurate in more ways than one,” Chris agreed.

Blithe leaned farther against the wall, letting his heels dig into the stone floor. To cool down, he held the now empty but still cool glass to his forehead, then rolled it around to his neck, then-

“What on the Giver’s Green globe are you d-doing?” Chris said suddenly.

Blithe paused with his hand, still clutching the cold glass, halfway down his shirt, then let out a bark of laughter as he realized what it looked like.

“Robbing the castle of its glasses, of course!” He laughed and dropped the glass entirely down his shirt, the cold surface of the cup blessedly chilling him. “Figured if your physicians couldn’t cure me with their less-than-spectacular spectacles, I’d best try out all the glasses in the kingdom. Here,” Blithe grabbed at Chris in an attempt to locate Chris’s cup, “Look away and let me steal yours, too.” 

Chris laughed and batted Blithe’s hands away. “Or I could just give it to you? D-donate to the cause.”

“No, no. ‘Fraid that would ruin the whole point of hiding glasses down my shirt. Besides, the Blind Bandit begs for no bounty, booty nor brize.”

“You can’t just put a ‘b’ in front of ‘prize’ to make it fit your alliteration, Jester,” Chris said, amused nonetheless. 

“No matter,” Blithe said dismissively, then suddenly, “What’s that over there!” He pointed at something just behind Chris, then felt at his friend until he finally located the glass and promptly snatched it, spilling some of its contents. 

“You people really need to stop falling for that one.” He said, downing the rest of Chris’s drink.

“I d-didn’t look,” Chris insisted as he fussed over his suit where the drink spilled.

“Sure you didn’t,” Blithe said, fishing down his shirt to retrieve his own glass. He held the two glasses up to his eyes as if they were double spy glasses and squinted through them, then gasped.

“Good Giver,” he breathed before handing the two glasses to Chris and gesturing for him to take a look.

“Jester,” Chris began, “You don’t really expect me to b-believe-“

Blithe shushed him, then pointed to the dance floor, “Look.” 

Chris sighed but accepted the glasses. 

“Well?” Blithe whispered.

“I d-don’t even know what-“

Blithe shushed him again. “Do you see him?”

“See who?”

“The idiot holding the two glasses up to his face!” 

Blithe’s cackle turned into a cough as Chris elbowed him in the gut.

“Jokes on you, Jester; These work surprisingly well. I can even see B-brook through them.” Chris said smuggly.

“Really? Let me see,“ Blithe joked, and Chris gave a dry “har har” before falling quiet. Blithe liked to imagine him still peering through the two glasses.

“Do you,” Chris began slowly, “know what she looks l-like? Tonight, I mean. All d-dress- dressed up and dancing.”

“Yeah...” Blithe grinned, picturing the image she’d described for him that night. “Hair in a ‘floppy’ braid, flower crown she hoped wouldn’t fall apart (which did), and a really ‘swooshy’ dress she’s wanted to wear for weeks,” he recited, proud he’d remembered every detail. 

“‘Swooshy?’” Chris said incredulously. “Call me Calandria, but ‘floppy braid,’ ‘flower crown,’ and ‘swooshy dress’ simply do not d-do her justice.” 

“I’ll say. She looks like a sunset had a baby with a butterfly. But hey,” Blithe shrugged, “her words, not mine.”

“Isn’t she a storyteller? Aren’t d-descrip-descriptions her hobby?”

“Ironic, isn’t it? She can describe a desert in more detail than her dress.”

“But you can see her?”

Blithe squinted at the brightly lit dance hall. He could make out smears of deeply colored ladies' gowns and splashes of men's suits glinting in the candlelight. Blithe was convinced the flashy jewelry and accessories the men of Corvidae favored over the rich colors of ladies' clothing were deliberately designed to catch the light as blindingly brightly as possible. Indeed, the light reflecting off the many bracelets, buttons, and bangles swimming through the room made it almost too bright for Blithe to see anything beyond the headache it caused. But the occasional brush stroke of sunset hues that streamed past his tunnel of vision made it worth the discomfort.

“Believe it or not, compared to all the darker colors, her light orange dress stands out just enough for me to catch glimpses of her. See,” He traced Brook’s sweeping movements with his finger as she weaved through the forest of deep greens, blues, and purples. “I like to think she did it on purpose, standing out so I can see her.”

“Or maybe she just liked the dress. You said she’d b-been anxious to wear it.”

“She was a little anxious it’d be too loud,” Blithe said, stroking his chin.

“That’s not what I meant by anxious-” Chris said before Blithe cut him off.

“But I’ll says to you what I says to her,” he said, adopting a lower city dialect, ”I says, ‘It’s no louda’ than you. And if it were, well, people’d go deaf jus’ by lookin’ at it.’ An’ easy as combing a crow, I convinced her to wear it anyway.”

“Hmm,” Chris said, unconvinced but amused, “From the way she’s been twirling ab-bout in it tonight, I doubt anyone could’ve c-convinced her not to wear it.”

Blithe closed his eyes to ease his persistent headache but kept the image of the brightly colored blob that was Brook bobbing in his mind's eye.

“Her d-dress isn’t orange, though,” Chris said, “It’s her hair.”

Blithe cracked an eye open to give what he hoped was an incredulous side-eye. 

“Come again?”

“Her dress is light green with pastel b-blue and pink highlights-”

“To crows with the dress! Her hair is orange???”

“She didn’t mention this?”

“Um, no. I thought it was green!”

“Well, it usually is. But it’s been gradually changing color for a while n-now.”

“You’re serious?”

“As a crow in a cornfield.”

“True as a crow’s knows?”

“Jester, no one actually says-”

“Say it. So I know you’re not tugging my tail feathers.”

“Tugging your-?” Chris sighed, then said, “True as a crow’s kn-knows.”

“Ya don’t say…” Blithe said, trying and failing to picture Brook with brilliant orange hair. 

“I can’t see it,” he said finally, shaking his head. “Brook’s got green hair. Green like a tree. Ya know, 'cause she’s a tree. But orange? Orange like a… orange,” Blithe finished lamely, unable to think of anything else orange in his shock. “That just doesn’t make sense!”

“Well, n-not completely orange. Not yet, at least. It’s more a yellowish-orange… and some red in there… and there’s still quite a bit of green left, too.”

“Artfully said,” Blithe sighed sarcastically, “Yellowish-greenish-orangeish-red-”

“Think leaves changing color in the fall.” Chris interrupted. “Actually, now that I’ve said it, that might be what it is. The seasons are changing, and she is a dryad.”

That seemed to do the trick, and Blithe could imagine Brook’s pale white skin brilliantly contrasted with vibrate fall colors cascading down her shoulders. “Oh, huh. Who knew?”

“Everyone but you.”

“Fair.” Blithe pushed himself away from the wall, found a chair to sit in, then crossed his legs and steapled his fingers. “But seeing as I’m missing out on, well, seeing, mind filling me in, oh Articulate One? What’s she look like?”

Chris pulled a chair over and sat, “Like n-nothing you’ve ever seen.”

“That, I don’t doubt,” Blithe said, crossing his eyes and waving a hand before his face.

“It’s an expression.”

“And ‘quicker than counting a crow’s quips,’ isn’t?” Blithe challenged.

“It’s honestly not. But that’s besides the point. Let’s see… she’s got this hair-”

“Which we’ve already established.”

“Right. Oh, and these eyes-”

“No way? She’s got eyes, too?” Blithe said in mock surprise.

“I wasn’t finished—”

“Oh, my bad,” Blithe teased, leaning back in his seat. “Were you going to mention two ears and a nose next?”

“N-no, but I was gonna mention that her eyes change color too.”

“Don’t tell me they’re orange too, now.”

“They’re not orange, no. But they flash a kind of translucent white when they move. It’s honestly a b-bit distracting. Light green one moment, then sud-ddenly white, then green again. Almost like a cat’s tapetum lucidum.” 

Blithe took on a stuffy royal dialect, “Ah, yes. The toopy toom loosy doom. A fine word indeed. So fine, in fact, that no one knows what it means. That’s how you know it’s fancy. Tell me, how many other useless words do you know?”

“With Ed as my page b-boy and Calandria as my cousin, more than I’d like to admit.” Chris copied Blithe's stuffy dialect, “I i-imagine I have one of the most sophisticated vernaculars i-in the kingdom, thanks to them.”

“Lot of good it does you when you can’t manage to say half of them.” Blithe teased.

“I think I need an-nother drink.”

“Oh, come on!” Blithe protested, hearing Chris’s jewelry clinking and clothes rustling as he got up to leave. “You haven’t even described her smile yet.”

“Two lips and l-lots of teeth,” Chris said, brushing out the wrinkles in his suit.

Blithe scrambled to his feet. “Hey, no fair. I can’t even see it!” He grabbed Chris’s elbow and followed him to the refreshments. “Take pity on a poor blind man.”

“Why?” Chris asked, sliding a full glass into Blithe’s free hand. “Clearly, B-brook already has.”

“Somebody has to.”

“She has nice teeth.” Both Chris and Blithe jumped as Calandria suddenly spoke, though Blithe hadn’t heard her approach, and judging by Chris’s curses over his spilled drink, he hadn’t seen her approach either.

“Good Giver, where did you come from?!” Blithe gasped, his heart thumping.

“From over there,” she replied, no doubt pointing to wherever she’d been.

“Right.”

“What w-was that about nice teeth?” Chris asked, having recovered from his second spilled drink that night.

“Blithe asked after Brook’s smile. She has nice teeth. But her teeth don’t smile nearly as much as her eyes and cheeks. Her eyes scrunch up, almost closed to make room for her smile. Even when her teeth aren’t smiling, her eyes are. Yes, she has nice teeth, but they are not what makes her smile bright.”

[anileahvictoria]

Here's a quick scene I wrote that I think is pretty cute and might get ya'll excited 'bout my characters.

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

Making a tag game cause I can

Rules: post 4 fictional characters you relate to and assume something about the person you reblogged from based on their characters

No pressure tag! @sidneyoftheblackwoods @mqstermindswift @stars-and-birds @zenilvar @forever-chained-to-myself @themidnightarcher @skeelly @thepencilsnameissteve @thislove-taylorsversion @thislifeissweeterthanfiction @swiftieannah @a-pessimistic-swiftie @catastrxblues @jellycanon @what-about-wendy and anyone else who wants to join<3

[strawberryloveyyy]

I relate to all of them so much it hurts

I know they're not four.. but. I've had them saved on my camera roll for weeks now :3

Npt's!

@waitingforthesunrise @smol-being-of-light @magic-is-beauty @recklessandyoung @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @strawberrycowgirly @silverscripts @astraeasparrow @august-taylors-version @moonartemisandstar @dicklessswonder @sadtumblerles @oblivious-idiot @wellgoslowly @gayoticbeing @givemea-dam-break @thatonesapphicfilipino @tinybitofhope @a-portal-to-nowhere @catholickedd @yes-i-exist-shutup

[siamesedreamgirl]

hi thanks for the tag! I only know a few of your characters but i'd say you're a hopeless dreamer with a pure, loyal heart. I've actually already done this but i kinda wanna do it again sooo...

npt: @literatureisdying @astraeasparrow @zzzzzzzzzee @mandythedino @ineedibuprofen @tellme-o-muse @august-taylors-version @leaskisses444 @recklessandyoung @bookscorpion73 @5ducksinatrenchcoat andddd open tags <33

[bookscorpion73]

I actually only know one of your photos (Enid) but I’m assuming your the embodiment of happiness even if you aren’t happy 🖤

(I tried so hard to find four characters I relate to it’s impossible haha)

npt^^

@astraeasparrow @thatdelusionalnerd @loveisaseriousmentaldisease @froginthestars @lifetime-reonouncement-award

[wanderer-blues]

thanks! the only two characters I know here are Claire from Modern Family, and Wednesday Addams, so I’m assuming some form of schedule is needed in your life lol

(I could find two of them easily, but the others not so much lol)

npt: @labratgurlz , @redesignsyourlogo , @hearts-blood , @https-envy, @creapysummer , @finleyforevermore , @astralesha , open tags :))

[aestophobia]

yayyy thanks for the tag!!

the only character i know from yours is pomni and I'm not super familiar with her bc I just watched tadc once and then forgot what happens but im going to sayyy you're very nice but anxious

here's mine

npt: @aroaceblackhole and open tags

[professional-termite]

ughh i only know moxxie out of all of those, so im assuming you have anxiety and the deep rooted desire to kill

lets see here uhh

(i tried not to make them all owen wilson characters sjfkfk)

tags (no pressure ofc)

@iceeericeee @local-ragamuffin @helphowdoiusethis @janeway-lover @not-sobasicbisexual @seriously-nobody @secretly-larry-daley @brediest-littleguy @fizzyfazstudio and anyone else who wants to join, im too lazy to tag more

[helphowdoiusethis]

Gay, hella gay

I feel this is accurate? Maybe? Idk..

Tags (no pressure)

@matxhstixkers @sparrowsortadrawzzz @ineffablegays13 @samthegremlin @ineffabildaddy @echosghoast @violet-yimlat @fallen-starmaker @estethellwashere @fangirling-heart

[suchawretchedthing-deactivated2]

Gay, silly little guy

@janeway-lover @tujhse-raabta

[tujhse-raabta]

SOBBING you're a classic gay sad boi tumblrite ✊✊✊✊ that's like

3 of the classic six

and oh for me it'd probably be

this was hard and I can't think of anymore voellvlelvle I THOUGHT I CONSUMED TONS OF FANDOMS????????

and for tags VOEKCLELC WHO DO I TAG IDEK

MOST OF THE ONES I KNOW HAVE ALREADY JOINT 😭😭😭😭

@imsogayhelpme and open no pressure tags dude my brain is empty

oof

[imsogayhelpme]

(I DINT MEAN GHIS IN A NEGATIVE WAY SORRY IF I SOUND RUDE)

Since I only know Aziraphale here, you're an autistic overthinking person /j

Also, you have an amazing personality and are fun to be with!!!

For me it's...

Tagging /nf : @ling-doodles-draws @3-kids-in-a-trenchcoat @tomato-turn @bubblingacid @gelatinemushroomsoup @dinosaursatemydad @cinnamon-phrog @bagelofchaos @theartshift @crowjodojocasahouse @ineffablegays13 @thewaltenfilesfatherfigure + open tags!

[ineffablegays13-deactivated2023]

thank you for the tag, but I don't know any of these characters, sorry😭

@dinosaursatemymom @dinosaursatemydad @opscuritas @iceeericeee-reblogs @ineffabildaddy @aliacelt @literally-not-a-snake @crowjodojocasahouse @crowfully+opens tags<3

[iceeericeee-reblogs]

I only know three of these, so I’d say you are gender, but somehow at the same time no gender? Anyway…

Here’s who I relate to:

no pressure tags!

@fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty @nick-stuff @retrobr @sneebl @sir-buddy @pineapple-coffee @j-snapdragon and anyone who wants to join!

[j-snapdragon]

clearly you are Done With This Shit and Competent but also hopelessly gay (my impression bc i know chief + mobius)

here are the disasters that i love

@fawna12 @foxtail1311 @amateur-air-guitarist @darkkitty1208 @littlebookworm69 and anyone else

[amateur-air-guitarist]

You are a super smart silly guy (gender-neutral)

here's my four:

lots of animated peeps lol

no pressure tags: @ursaribbon @melodic-cherry @certainchopshopcheesecake and anyone else!

[cityofstarsx]

I think your really smart but underestimate yourself (only by the looks of the charecters i only know ferb😭)

My four:

@cheezbot @awful-amatuer @olivedumdum @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @shredded-cheese-wizard @swans-chirping-in-the-distance @imthatweirdratinthecorner @sokeefe4evalove @tam-song-the-shade @nerdy-girl3791 @amateur-air-guitarist @mxnkeydo @halfbloodliz @likea90strend @i-love-books-and-the-bible @reyna-obsessed @fairytatality @landstedelesbian @hijabi-desi-bookworm @iam1withthepeggy @biomass07

[hijabi-desi-bookworm]

You're a smart ball of anxiety are the vibes im getting

@mushroomcarrotstick@happy-turtle48@fish-ofishial123@loife1m@labaguetteisdabest@leaskisses444@lillibethnougatesquirethe3rd@queenpiranhadon + anyone else

[sophiesonlinediary-deactivated2]

yes i relate to all four march sisters leave me alone tagging: @nqds, @reminiscentreader, @art-of-fools, @kitsohana, @myster3y, @mqstermindswift, @skeelly

[shortnfuckinsweet-deactivated20]

I genuinely relate to a lot of different characters shut up

Tagging: @blocked-zombieartist @sleepinginmygrave @lachispipreciosa @uglyduckling339 @mushed-kid @snove101 @lucien-calore

[mushed-kid]

ur deffo a part of the lgbt+ community in at least one way

idk who to tag, anyone can join :)

[redfeatherstorms]

i’ll pop in for you mush and, i only know three out of the four, so i’m assuming you have some siblings and you keep to yourself

npt : @bucky-babygirl , @chaoticfvckingdisaster , @davendickrider , @ma-except-lab-rats , and @theeslutintheroom

[master-manipulator-chess-piece]

Reblogging to my main because yeah.

(Zale art by Frosty-tian)

"But one of those is an OC-" shut. /nm /lh

Anyways, I know none of these characters but they all look gay and goth so you're gay and goth. /silly

Tagging: @luciolefire @frosty-tian @gelu-the-babosa-multiversal @tagetto

(Remember to post an assumtion! I'm excited to read them 👀)

[frosty-tian]

Ah, thanks a lot for tagging me Apprentice!

Hm, I don’t know much about them (the characters), but if I have to guess… you have unresolved trauma and feel guilt/regret about something you did in the past up until this day still. Enjoys company of animals to a degree, somewhat nerdy/bookish but in a very smart way, possibly prefers your own company (to the point you may close off to others). Like you stated, goth and gay too.

For the characters… I choose these nerds (affectionate).:

(If you know these characters and been around me long enough, it’s probably an easy guess.)

Uhhh, I shall tag @azula-nyx, @matchamabs, @kaizoku-okubey, @magsdomino, @13ghostlytitties, @nukenai, @lazitoelgato, @soccerpunching, @honeycrashed, @capn-romeo, @arugan, and anyone else who would like to do this.

(No obligations of course.)

(Edit: Added some people, whoops.)

[capn-rikshu-deactivated20250628]

From what I can conclude: you are a nerd, you keep up an appearance in front of others, you're pretty unassuming, you have deep emotions you wish you could let out. (What I can conclude from 2/4 characters I know skull emoji)

Characters:

(When 3/4 of ur characters are arseholes when you are not [I sure hope I'm not skull emoji])

Tags (if you want): @perceptwhore @thecreditsroll @bio1 @ut-girl666 @deskraven @lucygalaxyus @aecholapis @whatudottu @djhashtageditz @derpdino34

(Let's see how insanely accurate or insanely inaccurate your assumptions are)

[aecholapis]

Thank you for tagging me, @capn-romeo!

Okay, this is hard. I'm not good at judging people/characters and translating my thoughts into words but I'll try.

There might be a lot of bitterness you're trying to hide behind an aloof façade. However, you said you're not an asshole so it's not arrogance you're utilizing but maybe distance. As in, you'd rather distance yourself from the world by masking your vulnerability than let anyone close enough to help you. But you do care and even though you doubt your capabilities, you try to make the best of everything. You may be thoughtful and serious but not immune to whimsy.

(Apologies if everything I said is plain wrong)

Characters:

No pressure: @cyber-streak-2 @ryuki-blogs @novafire-is-thinking @localrobotlover @wingwaver @sunxstreaker @heckinsneksposts @robotwithanr @train-fans-anonymous and everyone else who wants to do this :-D

[heckinsneksposts]

Thanks for the tag @aecholapis !

Going by what I remember of the three characters in there...

You are a perceptively analytical, kind individual who follows the rules, with strength in stride. You help others around when you can, setting aside your emotion with the loyalty you have for them.

I apologize if I got anything wrong/very little words ^^;

@doodle-on-notes @novafire-is-thinking @stormy-knight134 @elizabeth-night & anyone who'd like to join! ❤

[novafire-is-thinking]

Thanks for the tag, Snek! Since I was tagged by you and Aecho, I’m gonna share my assumptions for both of you, and then share two sets of 4 characters for myself.

@aecholapis

You pride yourself in your quiet expertise and helpfulness. You often end up sacrificing true presence in the world for a sense of calm safety. You want to do the right thing, but you doubt yourself and rely on people who can give you a sense of direction. Despite feeling like an outsider in this world, you get along well with those you meet along the way. You tend to set aside your own desires, so you often feel at the mercy of others and their goals. Your loyalty is one of your greatest strengths, but also one of your most inconvenient weaknesses.

@heckinsneksposts

You delight in holding the attention of others with borderline-theatrical displays of creative expression. Even though you desire attention and admiration, you fear that others will see through to your vulnerabilities. Shame is never far away, driving you to distract yourself and others with any manner of interpersonal tactics. You enjoy mischief and a good competition, but it’s easy for you to get carried away. Your care for others is often overshadowed by your insecurities, but you keep caring anyway. You’re adaptable and clever, but you often lack focus.

And now, for my selection of 8 characters:

Tagging @stillbelievinginfireflies @karlyanalora @prismicnexus @ihatebrainstorm @lets-try-some-writing @decepticon-nerd @starscreamgirlfriend @rubixpsyche @huanted-dennys @mattinthehat @lishadra @sphnyspinspin @staijey-the-creator @virovirokun-has-adhd @transformersloversworld @ivycorp @withoutteamalice @theconfusedtissue @greenbookreclaim @cadet-songbird @runnin-out-oftime + anyone else who thinks this looks fun!

[karlyanalora]

This is slightly cheating, but based on these characters, I believe you are ambitious and analytical.

As for characters I relate to...

Tagging @anileahvictoria @gaeasun @prankprincess123 @heckin-music-dork @heymrverdant

[anileahvictoria]

Assumption: Hehehe u r autistic 🤓

My turn!

Leo Valdez (Heros of Olympus), Sokka (Atla), Lance (Voltron), Spook (Mistborn), Soren (TDP), Rough Nut (httyd), Pippin (LotR).

[anileahvictoria]

Court Jester’s Heart

[anileahvictoria]

[anileahvictoria]

So my best friend got engaged. And it sucks. How do you guys do it? It is so hard you guys. We hung out all the time, we were each others go-to person to spend time with. And now I’m begging him to find time for me. I love his fiancé. She is seriously the best. She’s so good for him and she’s a good friend of mine too, but I freaking miss my best friend so much. And it’s not like we don’t still hang out a ton, sure it’s less then before, but now I miss him even when we’re in the same room. Which is almost harder then missing him if he was gone. I’ve never been closer to anyone outside my family like I’ve been with him. And this is my first time having a friend enter a relationship, much less get engaged. And this was the end goal you guys! I wanted this for him! I’m half the reason he met his fiancé! And I’m really proud of them! I wanted him to get a girlfriend to do all the girlfriend duties I was sublimating for him. Heaven knows I did T want to date him, not to say he didn’t try more then a few times. And I’m so happy I didn’t give in cause this girl is a much better match. I just didn’t know it would be so hard… at first I missed him coming to me with his problems or telling me everything in his head, and I still miss that, but now I just miss him. I literally can’t even think about him without wanting to cry. I’m still his best friend it just, means something different now. It’s a hard change and it hurts incredibly. I’m not great at expressing everything I’m going through in writing but if any of y’all have advice I’m all ears

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[mrcloudyfun]

There’s something equally hilarious about the person calling it a fossil in 2017. Especially looking at it now in 2023

[blorbo-bleebus-showdown]

Round 1

Poll 2

Blithe (@blissfullyblindbuffoon) vs Snaps (@enderbot-magic)

18. Blithe (@blissfullyblindbuffoon)

Sat Sri Akal! Greetings and salutations! I’m Blithe, but I’m known by many names such as “Watch where you’re going,” and “no dogs aloud.” Or my personal favorite “Aren’t you the prince’s pet?” But nicknames aside I do actually have a very official title: Blithe the Blissfully Blind Buffoon, Castle Corvidae’s court jester. Nice little alliteration there, came up with it myself. But before I made buffoonery my full time gimmick I was a professional performer at the Hide and Seek Circus. Best job I ever had. But it was a lot more than just a job, it was my life. And I don’t mean that in a workaholic kind of way, I mean that caravan was my family in the most literal and metaphorical sense. That is until I went blind. I’ll save you the sad sob story of getting kicked out of the only life I knew and… Hi, this is Blithe’s creator. Blithe did not in fact save you the sad sob story, but I will. I’ve been transitioning this whole thing for him and he did in fact retell his entire life story. But we don’t have time for that, so I hope you enjoyed your peek at this character. See ya!

19. Snaps (@enderbot-magic)

After fleeing from their town, Snaps travels to safety with their cousins and discover wonders of the country they live in and learns the bravery to return and protect what what stolen, whether it be lives, culture, or more!

Blithe vs Snaps

Blithe

Snaps

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

[isnt]

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

Inhale

THIS.

[pepperonyscience]

I HATE losing a word in English. MY NATIVE TONGUE. And thenni have to spend like…..5 minutes trying to vaguely explain the meaning of the word I’m trying to find to my friends *because only the Hebrew/Arabic word is coming to me!*

[melgillman]

Since I’ve started using a cane, I’ve noticed a lot of actors & cartoonists aren’t sure how to depict characters with them! Here’s a simple cheat sheet to help with the basics/standard use.

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

✨Get to know me better meme✨

Tagged by @oh-three !

3 ships: Kanera, Rebelcaptain, Velcinta

First ever ship: Oh boy I can’t even remember - probably something Harry Potter

Last song: Blue Lips - Regina Spektor

Last movie: The Christmas Chronicles

Currently reading: Darth Plagueis (James Luceno) and Black Spartacus (Sudhir Hazareesingh) for uni purposes

Currently watching: The Bad Batch Season 2, The Book of Boba Fett (rewatch, paused)

Currently consuming: Chocolate buttons

Currently craving: Literally any kind of cold drink I’ve been in a humid car for the past half an hour and it doesn’t feel like January wtf

NPT: @echoisles99

[echoisles99]

✨Get to know me better meme✨

Thanks for the tag @nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius

3 Ships: Kanera, Kaluzeb, Fox & Caf☕

First ever ship: probably Batman/Catwoman

Last song: Nothing Else Matters - Metallica cover (acapella) by VoicePlay

Last movie: Werewolf at Night

Currently reading: Allegiance: Star Wars Legends by Timothy Zahn

Currently watching: The Bad Batch Season 2; Andor (rewatch)

Currently consuming: fizzy water and Star Wars Ambience - Yavin 4 - Rebel Base (ambient nature sounds, no music)

Currently craving: Touch

NPT: @sinisterexaggerator; @rain-on-kamino; @eclec-tech; @inquisitorius-sin-bin

[eclec-tech]

✨Get to know me better meme✨

Thanks for the tag @echoisles99

3 Ships: I’m not really a big shipper. If I think a character deserves a partner, I will make one up for them.

First ever ship: Not sure. The first ships I remember hearing about were the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria.

Last song: Battle Cry by Imagine Dragons

Last movie: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Currently reading: a backlog of amazing fanfics

Currently watching: The Bad Batch Season 2, Resident Alien

Currently consuming: Mexican Street Corn Cheetos

Currently craving: something unexpected

No Pressure: @apocalyp-tech-a, @heyclickadee, @feltpool, @dragonrider9905, @imabeautifulbutterfly, and anyone else who wants to share!

[feltpool]

✨Get to know me better meme✨

Thanks for the tag @eclec-tech​

3 Ships: None. At all. Just not into that aspect of fandom and never have been.

First ever ship: See above

Last song: Hold On by Royal Blood

Last movie: The Fox and The Hound

Currently reading: Exit Strategy, Thrawn: Alliances, & Going Postal

Currently watching: The Bad Batch Season 2, Detectorists, Babylon 5

Currently consuming: polo mints

Currently craving: fried chicken

No Pressure: @karlyanalora  @captaindibbzy @jealous-sloth77 @apocalyp-tech-a anyone who wants to join in!

[karlyanalora]

3 ships: Kanera, Romanogers, Leia Organa/Han Solo

First ever ship: Probably Percabeth

Last song: Little Soldiers by the Crane Wives

Last movie: Uncharted. (Would not recommend)

Currently reading: Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones. It’s a childhood favorite.

Currently watching: The Bad Batch Season 2. Slowly making my way through Tales of Arcadia and Transformers Animated again for fanfic purposes.

Currently consuming: Possibly some vegan shrimp Raman

Currently craving: Cinnamon Rolls

No pressure @anileahvictoria @batshua

[anileahvictoria]

3 ships: Kanera, WandaVisioni, Newt/Tina

First ever ship: Yeah, probably Percabeth too

Last song: Fish In a Birdcage by Fish In a Birdcage

Last movie: Work It. Eh, pretty ok.

Currently reading: The Second Circle (for school)

Currently watching: Wednesday (so far so good) and Galavant (SO GOOD!)

Currently consuming: Also vegan shrimp Raman lol

Currently craving: honestly pretty full rn, so nothing at the moment.

[libraford]