MICHAEL TRANSACTIONS

RARE SLOP MONDAY

[animaljamreshitten]

when the other staff arent looking i turn the saturation up on greelys sprites and one day hes just going to blind us all

[animaljamreshitten]

i wasnt supposed to tell u guys this but we actually did put up pride decorations in jamaa but sir gilbert tore them all down in a fit of rage sorry lol big oopsie

[animaljamreshitten]

HAII GUYZ I HEARD THAT IT WAS "PRIED MONTH" SOE HEREZ MY EPIC VIDEO FOR PRIDE XD. UMM IM LIKE IN SUPORT OF THE GAY COMMUNITYY MY UNCLE IS GAY I THINK SO I DONT THINK GAY PEOPLE ARE LIKE ALL THAT BAD PROBABLY!! 0-0 JAM 0N!!!!

[animaljamreshitten]

"oh what is animal jam doing for pride" listen fruitcake i can maybe give you a coupon for 10 percent off a microtransaction and i guess ill try not to hit any of you queers with the wildworks company car for a bit. so demanding. isnt greely enough for you?

[animaljamreshitten]

when blinky leaves the room i pick up greely by the ankles and i slam him against the [NOT LF] walls and floors and he makes sounds like one of them minecrap skellertons and no i will never stop

[animaljamreshitten]

PLZ HWY IZ NO ONE TALKIGN ABOUT THIS

[animaljamreshitten]

Are Animal Jam players okay? Do they need to talk about anything?

WOUDLNT YOULIKE TO KNOW

[animaljamreshitten]

THE WRETCHED ONE CAN BATHE IN GODS LIGHT BUT HE WILL NEVER BE PURE

[animaljamreshitten]

profits are down

[animaljamreshitten]

just ran blinky over with the wildworks company car. felt nothing when i heard him squanch under the tires.

[animaljamreshitten]

EXPRESS YOURSELF ON ANIMAL JAM TODAY WITH OUR WIDE VARIETY OF EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!! THATS AN ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[animaljamreshitten]

Hey Jammers! its NOSTALGIA TIME does anyone remember that old intro scene when youd make an account and theyd have you crawl out of the primordial soup to become one with this wretched earth? so nostalgic XD why did they change that. these new gens wont get it! we used to have to build our Animal Jam Looks from cells to flesh! the good old days! 0_0 these kids dont get it! haha!

[animaljamreshitten]

HEY JAMMERS! we here at ajhq we here at we have seen your Cries we have seen your Pleas We Had To Kill Greely See His Carcass Full Of Fleas and we are here to say your PRAYERS your wish for jam a grams that you can TRULY express your feelings your love your joy and happiness to have and to hold for the rest of your life to you Animal Jam Buddies. a Card for every occasion and ill bet my 5 kidneys on that buckaroo so dont even mess around

[animaljamreshitten]

CAN YOU PLEASE ADD NFTS/AI/SOME OTHER LOSER FEATURE THAT NONE OF THE PLAYERBASE WANTS AND WILL SEVERELY DAMAGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM 😍😍😍😍

NON FUCKABLE TOKEN

[animaljamreshitten]

this sub is top tier you should draw Juno body slamming greely

RTHIZ IS NOT A SUBWAY BUT ORKAY

[animaljamreshitten]

BCK IN 05 (1805 FOR CLARIFICATION) MYY HIGH INFIDELITY WIFE CHEATED ON ME SOOOOOO THAT WAS AWKWARDSDD BUT NOWW. I AM HERE TO O PRIOVIDE HGIH FIDELITY GRAPHIC TO YOUU

[animaljamreshitten]

please add medical marijuana smoking minigame to animaljam reshitten