Death of a Ladies Man

39 Male, Californian, Dirty old man

[kenxyro-deactivated20200731]

The Value of Your Life

[the-carnival-of-time]

The Legend of Zelda

Ocarina of Time (2026)

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[tall]

[sound-overlord]

[dailycatsblog]

[dailycatsblog]

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[plaguedocboi]

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

[teaboot]

I googled this thinking I’d missed something in the news but nope this happened in 1978

[sinisterlutist]

[psychotic-gerard]

feel it's important to note that as of 13/11/2025, he is still alive.

[only-cat-memes]

[poplockandcroc-deactivated20251]

I think about this image almost everyday

[left-reminders]

[sunshine-tattoo]

"Wealth isn't "stuff", its the social relationship of command."

Oh fuck thats an amazing point.

[shencomix]

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

not now kitten mommy is having imaginary beef with a person she hasn't spoken to in six years

[animay-tiddies]

Here’s that one Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog cum just in case you needed it

[lychgate]

no you know what i have to reblog this again

if this cup is actually filled with dog cum, what world does jon arbuckle live in where coffee is white transparent and goopy 

in the first panel we see him looking down into the cup, he is visually acknowledging that is not coffee. he then in the second panel takes a hard swig of it, and not until liz responds does he react to his mouth full of dog cum

he knew this was dog cum

he wanted to drink the dog cum

jim davis was a furry

[agoutirex]

Guys, it’s clearly not dog cum. You can’t get pregnant from DRINKING cum. Liz is a veterinarian. She would know that. So clearly this cannot be dog cum.

What is actually happening in this strip is that Garfield is pregnant with puppies and Liz is doing that thing where she congratulates the owner as if the owner is actually the parent. Garfield has been fucking a dog and is now gestating dog fetuses somewhere in his body. The coffee is unrelated to Liz’s comments andonly exists so that Jon can do a spit take. This is the only logical way to interpret this cartoon.

[animay-tiddies]

A+

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."