Trash I Like

A new type of girl they’re trying out🏳️‍⚧️ Faroe, mid 20’s, Trans Woman, She/Her My voice, along with my beginner attempts at audio editing, can be found down below on my alt ⬇️ "https://www.tumblr.com/outsideraudio"

[celebrinienjoyer]

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[tilthat]

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

[justthesource]

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

[mangonetics]

you could just do shit back then

[pyomorphic]

texas is still like this

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[snowriddenwolf]

[cilantrhoes]

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[tsamired]

you are never living this down

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[absyyynth]

the world of ultimate music

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

maybe i should put this energy towards something more productive

[oolongstains]

August 25, 2012

[badassdemonsword]

[despazito]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[jame7t]

👾PICKUP LINES FOR GAMERS 👾

You are the only game(that I want) boy

Are you a nintendog? Bark for me

Mario is hurt

[jame7t]

Mario might never recover

[heyniceworkasshole]

[heyniceworkasshole]

[muckmagister]

[vivienvalentino]

THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness