[memescomedy]

[youngwolfchaos]

The 3 Horsemen of Anxiety

I am going to a party!

I hate parties!

Why?

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[completely-legit]

Modern prose.

[animedon]

Welp

Everything looks ok with tumblr, I’m not seeing any serious difference, so I’m giving this hell site another shot.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: *Holding a coffee pot and bowl.* What if I used coffee instead of milk in my cereal?

Tom: *Walking past and taking the coffee pot without looking up.* What if you didn’t?

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[juulcourse]

abab

assigned born at birth

[sprachtraeume]

assigned baby at birth

[lavieenfemme-deactivated2019021]

assigned bitch at birth

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Octopussy 😏😏😏

do any of you ever stop and think about what you’re about to type, or do you just go and hope for the best?

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: Sorry I’m late. Tom didn’t want me to come.

Ginny: That’s... more information that I needed...

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

*Arguing*

Harry: You are 70 freaking years old! Shouldn't you be done with such TOM FOOLERY?!

Voldemort: *Crucio*

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Tom: Literally or metaphorically?

Harry: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify.

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry: Hey.

*later*

Harry: I'm horny

Tom: Hey! Why lol

Harry: You ignore my test for 24 hours but reply to "I'm horny" in 1.34 seconds.

Tom: This is called entrapment and it's illegal.

[ithelpstodream]

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

[clownsauce-deactivated20230729]

tfw correcting misinformation is written off as mansplaining

[darwinquark]

tfw when idiots on tumblr who know jack shit about thermo assume the dude is ‘correcting misinformation’ when actually he’s dead ass wrong. ‘Spontaneous’ is a scientific term - it means a reaction with a negative Gibb’s free energy, i.e. a reaction that will occur without an external energy input, i.e. water boiling because of low atmospheric pressure. Spontaneous is absolutely the correct term for what she’s observing, and that is ‘simple thermo’, and this is ‘correcting misinformation’.

Have a nice day.

[waitinghopingliving]

[mjalti]

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

[pochowek]

Minor Application Telling Me To Reboot Computer After Being Installed Must Be Fucking Delusional

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[skrotchevo]

[beyonceisstraight]

[shawnpau]

God I hate the internet so much