I just love sleep so much ā¦ā¦. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ brain logged the fuck off ā¦ā¦ā¦ powerful
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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will byers stan first human second

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.

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Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document

Kaledo Art
Claire Keane
almost home
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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I just love sleep so much ā¦ā¦. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ brain logged the fuck off ā¦ā¦ā¦ powerful
The Collection
never been to disney but this is hilarious
this is ART
Ya know Iāve never been to Disneyland and it sounds amazing but i donāt think i would actually enjoy myself there just because of the massive amounts of people.
Listen, in this house we stack +2s and +4s and end up having to take 12 cards like bitches
Sorry, gotta agree with UNO on this one, y'all just salty cause you wanna play dirty
natural selection has failed the ninja world
do you think naruto has to count tails every time he retreats into his subconscious to ensure that yes, he is speaking to the ninetails, and that a squid hasnāt somehow snuck in there
none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet iāve ever seen
My kind of evolution⦠thank you,Ā Lanmanaā
Letās Have Another Bullet Point Story, Courtesy of a Friend
So I have a friend that used to be in the tumblers troupe at the renfaire as a contortionist
We were chatting online and she told me to tell you all this story.
I love Kat dearly
but she forgets that sheās stupid strong and hypermobile
so one day she throws her back out
bad enough that she needed painkillers and couldnāt stand upright
āBut also I needed Tampons and like. Ā A Burrito, real bad.ā
sheās flat on her back in her apartment when she decides this
and, in an
impeccable
leap of reasoning, decides
āI canāt roll my back forward to sit/stand up like normal.
But I can ARCH my back just fine.
SOĀ
Iām going to do that and get on my hands and feet in a stomach-in-the-air this-shit-belongs-in-a-horror-movie-type pose,
And amble on down to the 7-11ā
āAnd get me that Burritoā
It is,Ā
for context,Ā
after midnight in July during a wildfire so itās hot as satanās own asshole and the moon is red and shitās already generally cursed.
Imagineyou are some poor sap working nights at the worldās deadest 7-11, and you hear the door jangle but you donāt see anyoneās head over the counters.
Whatever.
Except you keep hearing noises like thereās someone in the next aisle over.Ā Ā
Fucking around in the burrito section
Itās also worth mentioning that Kat
1. sings whatever earworm is currently running through her head when sheās not paying attention
2. sounds EXACTLY like some kind of creepy child from a horror movie when doing so
tonightās song is something from veggietales.
DUDE ACTUALLY STANDS HIS GROUND
and/or is really fucking high and isnāt sure if heās tripping balls or notanyway
Kat goes up to pay for her burrito and tampons
She realizes the counter presents something of a challenge, and then demonstrates for me on her kitchen table at 4AM during a different july wildfire,Ā
exactlyĀ
how she used the shelves to climb up the counterĀ
like one of the boston robotics beasties
dude stares at her for like, five minutes and says.
āRegisterās broke.ā
āOh No!ā Says Kat. āJust Take āem.ā "Really? Ā I can leave cash-you donāt have to give me change I donāt want you to get in trouble with your manager.ā āā¦Nah.ā āOh! Ā OK! Ā Thank you!ā āYeah ok bye.ā
Shortly after she arrived back at the apartment, she got a text on her phone from the campus security about Ā "A Suspicious Individual" at tle 7-11.Ā
It took herĀ
FOUR
FUCKINGĀ
YEARS
Ā to realize she was the suspicious individual
god of hammer.
my spirit pokemon
Now. A censored, spoiler free trailer.
(There arenāt actually that many dogs in the game).
DELTARUNE ON SWITCH TRAILER
Nobody:
Particle Physics: āhey what if we made up words that made it read like you were having a stroke at first glanceā
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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]
who wrote this, expose him
my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.
My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.
I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN
That was difficult to read.
My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED
You can always tell when itās a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I canāt tell you how many times Iāve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about āher breasts hanging freely under her tunicā or what the fuck ever and itās likeā¦women donāt do that? We donāt describe ourselves by saying āI have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunicā. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male characterās balls in their description. Itās kind of in the same vein.
āI have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breechesā
G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N
āTo get back to my bodyā
This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.
Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW ššššššššššššššš
Im actually laughing so hard omg
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