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jason

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[pigsbliss]

woke up this morning

[sandmandaddy69]

[yourtryhard]

[nevver]

East of Eden, Nelly Monnier

[eggable]

If only there was a word for how long a foot-long hotdog is

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

have you ever met a celebrity irl?

yes

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microcelebrity

kinda?

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Remaining time: 22 hours 13 minutes

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

This will sound like a joke but I’m serious. My first introduction to postmodern queer theory was stumbling on a televised talent show as a pre-teen and watching this woman smash soda cans with her breasts. When the judges asked her a predictable question, if I recall correctly, she answered: “they’re fake but they’re real.” I knew what she meant. She’d had implants, sure, but she wasn’t just wearing a prop she could put on or take off. She wasn’t trying for verisimilitude—her breasts were real simply because they were hers. Ever since I’ve been fascinated by the possibility of something being real and fake at the same time, and the truth that these aren’t static or mutually exclusive categories. I think of all the people who have doubted the authenticity of my faggy mannerisms, accusing me of putting on an act instead of being myself. I feel so much pressure to say that this is just who I naturally am, but this is only half the truth. I do like being feminine, I do like being over the top, I do like being tacky in the most delightful ways, and sometimes I emphasize these parts of me just because I can. We can choose who we want to be and still be real. Anyway as I typed this I looked up the video and found that during that woman’s performance Dynamite by Taio Cruz was playing so good for her.

[infectiouspiss]

all gambling advertising should be illegal

[infectiouspiss]

same goes for weight loss and alcohol and credit cards and vapes and crypto and medicine and religion and. all adverts should be illegal.

[themakeupbrush]

Please witness this absolutely insane video of Cindy Bruna trying to get out of a car in a Giambattista Valli dress at Cannes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There somehow just keeps being More Dress

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[animeisgod]

what doesn't kill you leaves you very injured and generally tired

[winningmachine]

Being small Nobody quite recovers from being a child: the asymmetry of power between parents and children always leaves a trace

[calllynx]

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

[despazito]

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music