SIKE

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[deadpoet-skull]

[darling-child-tisarwat]

she’s sexy she’s a loser she’s the most cunning woman on the planet she sucks she’s drunk as shit she’s going to steal your girl she’s bad at dancing she’s going to destroy us all

[calocera]

mime down…

[reversewerewolf]

[yva-deactivated20200503]

5 dracula snoopys. 1 wizard snoopy. all transparent!

[theriverbeyond]

while we all love Ianthe’s vileness it is important we not forget that Coronabeth is also a freak (affectionate). Ianthe might have bit chunks off of Naberius but at least she did it bc she needed the thanergy, Corona bit him literally just for fun and/or as a personal emotional outlet. sir this is my emotional support chewboytoy. and we cannot leave out how juicy she thought Gideon’s extremely megadead corse was while she&Cam&Judith were BOE prisoners. there is a reason why Ianthe thinks necrophilia is pasé and imo that reason is Coronabeth. not to mention how she canonically only falls in love with people who are somehow incapable of returning her affections: corpses. Judith. third house boys with a special interest in shuttles. she had a mental breakdown bc her sister did not murder and eat her.

[lallyloo]

Hobo Hill House [x]

[officialfist]

[vriska-coded]

For context for non-reddit users: circlejerk subs are ironic. OP is making fun of the trend of people being obsessed with fantasy slurs, not asking for real.

[whelvenwings]

God I hope the future is kinder. I hope that they have it figured out better. I hope people don’t have to work so much for so little. I hope there’s time to explore passions and interests and skills. I hope people get the support they need. I hope the people from the future look back at our problems and are bewildered by them, like I’m confused by how they used to put poisonous lead in make-up, just… “how did they ever think that was okay? How did they live like that?” I hope the cruelties and hidden poisons of our world are one day so distant that they’re used as fun facts in trivia games. Please be kinder, future

[nofearnopanic]

I love when Gideon Nav says something and it immediately sounds like she picked the wrong dialogue option in an rpg

[theriverbeyond]

pyrrha and camilla and palamades all making nona eat food even when she would rather eat sand or a marker cap because they love her. nona’s friends at school letting her know she is being an appalling baby by not teasing her about certain things, because they love her. hot sauce forgiving her, because she loves her. t shirt birthday gift. telling stories to fall asleep. trying to give choices even when there arent any. swimming with jellyfish in the dead of night. go hide in the closet, you don’t have to watch this. birthdays are once a year but sure, you can have one at 6 months. they did it. it’s done. you can’t take loved away.

[albaharu]

I got my Cow Facts T-shirt :D I did this for myself mainly but if anyone else wants it I’ll put the link in the notes

[albaharu]

[Link]

[ambassadorquark]

at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

[funnytwittertweets]

[curbstompmeplz]

thinking about the time i was struggling to open my water bottle in class, and a girl that i had spoken to maybe 3 times came up to me and went

"let me help you baby"

and then proceeded to struggle to open the bottle

[paolabracho-deactivated20230704]

i wouldve fallen in love right then & there ngl

[givemearmstopraywith]

“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[makomoriz]

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal