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@animeniac-writings
Hello!
I have no masterlist, but everything is tagged (character) x reader and 'my stuff'
I write occasional fics but please request for headcanons or preferences
Fluff and NSFW !
Currently Writing for:
Gachiakuta
I don’t really writing angst but fluff and filth are always good
Hear me out. Blitzo on a date with Stolas, bumping into "his child" on a date with Lucifer.
Blitzo: "Why is the king of hell-"
Reader, eyeing Stolas: "Well, go big or go home, right dad? Bye"
I WANT to dive back into gachiakuta mindset but I need to stay away whilst I'm on a different fandom roll on my other blog. Only one obsession at a time and I'm already righting off Leon S. Kennedy there.
Getting a little bit drunk and complaining to any recipient about Lohen, your very irritating, personal issues with him.
"I don't know how to flirt, so he needs to just. Die or something. Get the fuck out of my city." Your companion just snorts into their glass, entertained.
Lohen though, unhidden and easily overhearing you at the bar, has never been more attracted to you.
You could try to kill him yourself, no? Chase him from the city with your blade? That would be very flirtatious, after all.
The only thing I know about Witch Hat Atelier is I want the white haired teacher.
I can no longer enter Genshin and suddenly that Lohen fic took OFF??
Sanji may not have been a huge cat lover himself, but as the perfect husband he is, he would not complain about my cats, or how many, or deny me more.
He would care for them just as I do and also cook them healthy meals. Because I love my cats, so he does as well.
Lohen - Attack Dog Privileges
Game: Genshin Impact
bc a little blood lusty bf to beat up my enemies would comfort me 💜
Lohen is known to be ruthless and far more interested in a fight than knightly duties or responsibilities. (He doesn't shirk them of course, but if they're delayed by the opportunity to fight something, well it's inevitable.)
Being Lohen's lover is one of the few ways he acts like a...chivalrous knight. He is devoted and loyal to you, at your side hand and foot when he is around and often sending you back gifts and 'spoils' of battle he finds worthy of your attention when he is away.
Very attentive and pays much attention to you, your little quirks, preferences, disdains.
Your enemies are, naturally, his as well. Especially if you have a horrible or hated ex.
Their life will become hell once you are the object of Lohen's affection.
Whether you tell him old woes and complaints of them, of he finds out through his own sources on the person.
Do not be surprised if your ex finds you when you're alone to grovel for forgiveness, or demand that you call him off. It doesn't matter if you sent Lohen after them or not.
And he'll be even more mad to learn such dribble bothered you further, when you were vulnerable without him no less.
If you were to sick him on the person? He wouldn't even care why.
Though the reason would spur him further. Send him in the direction you wish him to fight and he will return to kneel at your feet with blood on his hands to bow his head in reverence.
You yourself feel like royalty when he comes back, not yet cleaned from a fight, to bow at your feet and kiss your wrists, a visage of devotion.
He's quick to pick a fight, even more so if your 'honor' is on the line.
A feared bloodthirsty knight (if the rumors are to be believed about him.) cornering them on barren paths for a 'rematch' as if your ex has even recovered from the last beating.
Lohen isn't one for stalking prey, but their anxiety climbs and they swear they can feel those dead eyes piercing into them from the shadows even in crowded places.
And if they think leaving Mondstadt will protect them from Lohen? The knights of Favonius often have excursions and small missions to other continents.
And now there are no familiar faces to crawl behind to hide for mercy.
If you are a fighter, he experiences a thrill like no other to charge into battle beside you, a glee to initiate carnage with his beloved.
When finished, his reverence returns. Adoration and lust seeing you as the dust settles, ruffled by combat and beautiful as he has ever seen you.
If you have injuries, he will patch them with tenderness and lips trailing over bandages.
If you have blood on you, of yourself or foe, he will diligently, longingly, lick each smear from your skin and attire like a ritual.
And if anyone coughs to remind him that he's not alone with you, he perks up, back to his...cheerful attitude like he wasn't just amidst uncomfortable intimacy with you just prior.
If you're not a combatant, he fights with a flurry while you stand off to the side, not hidden for safety, for you have nothing to fear while he cuts down enemies and sprays destruction for you to watch.
One of those "don't enter this relationship if you're not serious about it" scenarios right here.
He is very serious about it and expects the same, you are his partner of course. Not merely 'dating', you are courting. You are lovers. He is proud of his position beside you as well.
I don't know if anyone will like this, I saw a post on him, chatted with him twice, and want someone to fight my foe.
I might say something Lohen tonight
Tamsy betraying the sphere and what have it all because Rudo has too much heart, every attempt thwarted (by the power of friendship and shit) for the big plan to work so it’s just ending up boring as hell, might as well go back to the cleaners.
Better music. Roller skates. Way more fun.
I am so unbearably horny for Lauma I'm not kidding guys. My astral dick throbs. In the most disrespectful ways.
You ain't never get a second of peace in the Raider's hideouts. Usually due to Jabber.
You could be making a cup of tea and he'd drink your cup of hot water then stick the tea bag in his mouth. Take the container of sugar from your hands just to stuck a spoonful in his mouth then leave humming, slightly muffled by the sugar.
You don't trust Jabber around your cup. unattended, or even with you there, honestly.
Because you were there the first time it happened. (you hope it was the first time, and choose to believe it was.) Most things Jabber does are unprovoked. You're used to it, hell, everyone is whether they like it or not.
He gets some idea in his head to get under his target's skin, a shit eating grin, and acts on it.
When he comes up behind your seat, standing too close and you can feel the heat of him, you wait for it.
You don't see the smile take over his lips, lazy and chilled out. You expect him to poke you, maybe with something sharp, maybe not. Maybe groan in your ear like you stabbed him, hoping to get slapped. Maybe to ask you to brawl, or nothing at all. Just stand there until you spin around and ask what does he want.
You don't anticipate for him to lean over your shoulder, chest nearly brushing against your back as you try to ignore him, and spit directly into your open cup.
A large, clear glob of spit hitting the surface of your drink and sinking with an audible *plop* beside you. You stare at the cup, eye twitching while you register it.
Cthoni's face across from you is twisted up in utter disgust.
"Mine now, ain't it?" Jabber's leaned back only barely, no longer near clung to your back, but still fully invading your personal space. Grin still lazy but a little spark twinkles in his eyes.
Your jinki has already activated, ready to go just from your building rage before you even grab it.
"I'm gonna fuckin kill you, Wonger."
"Sounds like foreplay mama, tell me more."
back to Obey Me a second, as someone who grew up watching a lot of horror movies and still does, I really wanna have a family/harem night to watch a demon's horror movie with the boys.
MC either being unaffected and a little disappointed this is what hell itself and damnation give for horror movies? really?
Or sat still frozen in their seat because this is something demons consider horror and not something the minds of humans could produce.
Sometimes you are reminded that you're in hell and surrounded by ancient demons.
On HD flat screen, lights on (for Mammon), ample popcorn, comfy pajamas and surrounded by love and warmth. And yet you watched that play.
Your boyfriend has seemed so stressed and worn out from work lately, so you try to plan a sweet relaxing retreat for the day. It's hard to 'surprise' and clairvoyant, especially one soused to being in tune with you all the time, but with towels packed and a promise he practice at not listening in, you excitedly turn to see his reaction upon arriving.
You just can't understand why Shin seems to be trembling with nerves over a bath house of all things.
Imagine seducing Zanka with his Lovely Assistaff. Hands caressing the pole slowly, instrument pressed to your cheek whole you stare him down.
Tongue dragging a short strip where his grip often rests.
He would fold SO fast.
In the end as Zanka tries to collect himself, picking up Lovely with heaving breaths to go thank her, polish her with care and looking rather a mess, does he notice she also still has a few lipstick marked kisses.
Someone please draw Lovely stabbed into the ground and Zanka using her as a pole to do a little dance/strip tease