[hotvampireadjacent]

[percexe]

the way i see you

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[wrld-revolving]

late nobara b-day art

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[ectocosme]

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[delicateasahorse]

So for the DoF + Bp world, I can't help but wonder about shipping the two versions of Mr.D.

DoF Mr.D is just, such a rage baiting brat

Bp Dionysus is absolutely Feral and 100% wants his counterparts kids. Very literally.

And I always enjoy the idea Mr.D has a much better relationship with Castor and Pollux than other demigods and their parents, and the two would in fact perfer not being separated from their dad.

Also, going after your own alternate doesn't really seem out of the ordinary for the grerk gods.

I subscribe to the headcanon that Mr. D actually has a great relationship with his kids! In delusion of fate, one of them kept scolding Dionysus for trying to make Luke give him alcohol lol.

BP!Dio would probably put 2 and 2 together, somehow get 5, and correctly conclude that:

1. The fat god can have kids.

2. His kids are also his kids.

3. Therefore, they can make more kids!

Meanwhile, Mr. D is hiding behind the camp barriers, keeping a strict distance from the brat who keeps trying to steal his children. He's still committed to the ragebaiting… just from a safe distance away, behind the magical wards, with Peter Johnson left outside as a sacrifice.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Clarisse: Michael Yew, my arch enemy. Percy: I thought I was your arch enemy. Clarisse: I have a life outside of you, Jackson.

[rhodeys]

CHARLIE'S ANGELS (2000) dir. McG

[pkmndaisuki]

years ago i had an idea of what might've happened if kairi wound up in twilight town instead of destiny island and grew up with hayner, pence, and olette.

and while pence is the guy who wanted to investigate the mysteries of the town in canon, hayner has some pretty out-there ideas too. like trying to flying kick ansem sod. olette's the one with the braincell of them.

(transcript in alt text, i know my handwriting's not great lol)

[choogoo]

[layalu]

may i offer a sora in these trying times

[pauliedraws]

Wanted to do this trend. Thank you to @themornal for the voice work!

[charmingly-irresponsible]

THIS IS SO PERFECT HAHAHAHA EVEN THE VOICES THEY FIT SO WELL OMG

[fishmechs]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official