Cometh to the Citadel of Chaos if thoust wanteth an Ass-Kicking

they/it/he/she/any, late 20s, Ergotism Enthusiast®, 18+ only please

[nocturna-medrawt]

fuck with me

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1433: _

19 july 2026

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[sout999]

bonus lambs

[kushblazer666]

[maja-paja]

[infertilityidol]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[butchtoks]

[dogpuppy]

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[loiswasadevil]

I could hear someone watching Family Guy and I wonder what Episode

[contemptible-scoundrel]

starting July 4 we will be deploying high testosterone tier one operators in every american city with the express purpose of locating and eliminating through hyperlethal vectors the sick and demented Caine, and liberating pomni, ragatha, and others from his Appalling Digital Circus with operation American Decisive Combat