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Judgement scene of Anhay
Anhay was a woman who held the titles of' "Chantress of Amun"; "Chantress of Amun over the Phylae"; "Leader of Musicians of Osiris"; "Leader of Musicians of Nebtu and Khnum".
New Kingdom, 20th Dynasty, c. 1190-1077 B.C. Papyrus of Anhay (Book of the Dead) (Judgement vignette), British Museum. EA10472,4
She had a terrible singing voice. Classic nepotism.
[Editor's Notes: John is tune deaf.]
He looks so happy 😂
He used to fart and blame it on Blondie.
[Editor's Notes: Blondie was his dog... I'm not sure how John knew him. When I asked, he muttered something about art school]
Canopic Jars of Isetemkheb D, Chief of the Harem of Amun-Re
Third Intermediate Period, 21st Dynasty, ca. 1077-943 BC.
Now in the Hurghada Museum. JE 26254
Using them as cocktail glasses is f*king hilarious.
[Editor's Notes: And he wonders why he keeps getting sacrificed...]
Can immortals have a midlife crisis?
No, they can never reach the midpoint of their life
Yes, once every half a normal lifespan
Yes, the first time they outlive all their loved ones
They're always in a midlife crisis
Other
LIBEL AND SLANDER!!!
[Editor's Notes: Completely true.]
Always take the chance to drink with a Mongolian... Their hangover cure is basically liquid sheep.
[Editor's Notes: I believe he is referring to Bantan, a stew made out of flour, mutton, and green onions.]
Meet John. He’s 8000 years old, hates sand, and may have accidentally invented syphilis
They say I’ll grow as a person. I outlived Gilgamesh. Still a bastard. Oh well—cheers.” — John, immortal nuisance and professional regret collector
Hi, I’m writing a dark absurdist historical serial called I Hate Sand; A Treatise on Immortality. It’s narrated by John, an 8000-year-old immortal with a bad attitude, worse habits, and a talent for being present at history’s worst moments.
He’s:
Been worshipped as a god (briefly)
Accidentally started a cult (twice)
Pissed in a sacred grain silo (don’t ask)
And, yes, may have introduced syphilis to 1700s London.
He’s tired, he’s bitter, he’s survived every era of human stupidity—and he still watches the sunrise each morning, hoping it’ll finally kill him.
If you like:
Douglas Adams, Vonnegut, or David Wong-style satire
Historical accuracy buried under a mountain of blasphemy
Immortals who learn absolutely nothing
…you might enjoy John’s slow, sarcastic descent into eternity.
🔗 Read the full series here 🧂 New chapters twice a day 📜 Editor’s Notes included (because John lies a lot)
They say I’ll grow as a person. I outlived Gilgamesh. Still a bastard. Oh well—cheers.
[Editor’s Notes: He drank a fermented sheep bladder and set fire to a village. Character development is... complicated.]
