For me, every day is Valentine's Day.

My name is El. 2x years old and transfeminine. I love women. i am the biggest ramlethal fan

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[musashi]

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

[mystic-lilac]

As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me

[lampopos2]

[analog-mart]

oc i've been cooking up

moon bunny werewolf

[liquidstar]

I've accidentally type perv instead of prev before and that's actually funnier to me. I agree with what the pervert before me said

[liquidstar]

I forgot what the tags were but it was something innocuous like "#my favorite fruit is strawberries 😄" and I was basically like "#<- this twisted sexual deviant is correct"

[liquidstar]

I've accidentally type perv instead of prev before and that's actually funnier to me. I agree with what the pervert before me said

[liquidstar]

I forgot what the tags were but it was something innocuous like "#my favorite fruit is strawberries 😄" and I was basically like "#<- this twisted sexual deviant is correct"

[miyaneatworld]

girlhood is having pale hair and borgar

[s-milesart]

a color comm for a very big doggy,,,,

[breadcrab]

I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction

[sheepinthebigcity]

Kills you with the Mr beast gun. To the left you’ll See the gubble.

[sheepinthebigcity]

Kills you with the gubble. To the left you’ll see the gubble. To the right? Gubble. Up? Down? All around? It’s all gubble. I saw a man shoot the gubble today with nothing but despair on his face. I would have recorded him except I didn’t want to do that without asking. All objects are now the gubble. Are you happy.

[cibastion]

It'll take Chat another few hours before she notices again...

[mangonetics]

Beware the bombastic elf hater, for he who partakes in ironic fantasy racism oft betrays their true nature.

[mevil]

[ymutate]

"Taco lover" art by Alison Friend

[junglejim4322]

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

[durn3h]

[puthy]

[sexhaver]

you've clearly never had a miscarriage