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anja :3

[anjaarmanii]

there’s a little girl somewhere right now watching the sabrina carpenter music video where she makes out with jenna ortega and she doesn’t know what that feeling is her in stomach

[anjaarmanii]

talking to my straight friend about when he used to work at chick fil a and he said “dude everyone at that job hated me I MEAN gay people.”

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[anjaarmanii]

you’d think i’d be in the world cup the way i’m getting played in the face rn

[anjaarmanii]

you could find yourself in literally any situation thinking “there’s no way there’s an abba song for this.” and yet….

[anjaarmanii]

dude if i was in severance i would be on that severed floor like “hiiii mr. milchiiiiiick hehehe how are you today mr. milchiiiiiiick”

[anjaarmanii]

anyone know how to get rid of the awful prozac headaches. please

[anjaarmanii]

when i was born i was hatched from an egg and the doctor observing the incubator took a little tiny metal spatula and poked me with it and when i recoiled from how cold it felt SHE (yes she ✊) exclaimed “IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!” and lightning struck and shook the building as thunder erupted from the clouds. so i think that has something to do with my current issues

[anjaarmanii]

off the wall era michael jackson lookalike contest in my bedroom TONIGHT

[anjaarmanii]

morrisey: if you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?

me: I DON’T FUCKING KNOWWUGGHHH GET TF OUT OF MY FACE

jeff buckley: if you’re so funny, why are you on your own tonight?

me: and you know i’ve always wondered that

[anjaarmanii]

bro just said “mhmm?” in the sweetest, mock sincere tone of voice ive ever heard. lord have mercy

[anjaarmanii]

chat is this rizz. please say no

[anjaarmanii]

i love beauty that’s clearly been lived in. dyed hair with the roots showing, grown out acrylic nails, grown out lash clusters, chipped nail polish, worn out heavy makeup, grown-out extensions and sew ins, lipstick on my teeth, tangled jewelry, tights with runs in them, shoes with cracked soles and worn laces, coffee stained skirts, knots in my hair. there’s genuinely something so beautiful about it all

[anjaarmanii]

language is so beautiful

[mypersonaldiaryhashtagdiary]

Crayprawn 🦞: one big room full of bad fishes

[anjaarmanii]

why is tumblr the “i’m so green🤤🤤” meme rn

[dogpuppy]