Hey there Hero

I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

[alexander]

hes the president now

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[wondys-gone-deactivated20160112]

[oceanianetwork]

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[mickeyandcompany]

Some Disney heroines and their parents

[buzzfeed]

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

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“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

[jallelujah-blog]

Cuteee

[danielkanhai]

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

[cazcay-deactivated20200527]

When we were doing a speed test for physics to see how fast you could go up the stairs, I crawled up the stairs on all fours and I got the fastest time

[y2kaestheticinstitute]

[andthenyourealizethat]

chainsawdog:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

y2kaestheticinstitute:

Cyber Man or Padre - Halloween Costume 😂 (2016)

The duality of man

(x)

[greelin]

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

rude

that’s fair

not again

are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

[animated-disney-gifs]

[oxboxer]

Just revisiting some old art. Favorite canines from Africa!

[aibaaina]

[iwishihadametalheart]

[sidesoflife-blog-deactivated201]

LOL silently waiting…

[thestoryandyou]

[sidesoflife-blog-deactivated201]

me sometimes

[therefinedwoman]

[reasonableshirts-deactivated201]

[hotpoultrywings]

This is why they remade Spiderman.

[sidesoflife-blog-deactivated201]

How was this a thing anyway?? Meanwhile poor Andrew Garfield only gets to do 2 movies

[hyperactive-tortuga]