Interesting thoughts that have gone through my mind
Not every rainbow is gay, Stephanie
My calling is going to bed in a slightly more comfortable version of what I wore to school that day
Phineas and Ferb is just one big scandal story
I should figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. It’s probably more than onetwothreecrunch
I’m really quite good at sniffing like Gale
DIE POTATO! Not today B)
MIDNIGHT O’CLOCK BLAZE IT. Wait not yet. Ok NOW
How did humans do the thing? You know, the far superior to all other life forms thing? And why am I a human? What’s it like to be an ant?
*wakes up to alarm* *to alarm* I’ll give you my room! Take that! Haha! *three seconds later* Hahaha! *five seconds later* Wait that makes no sense, what?? Why am I so happy?
HABITAT, HABITAT, HAVE TO HAVE A HABITAT
Dreams are like stupid people, they all die in the end.
















