where's all the pipis?

vore the rich she/her

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[annawebley]

me not cooking: i hate cooking its too much work for what? one meal? give me frozen pizza or give me death.

me cooking: i am one with the flame, even just the aroma of my vegetables are already nourishing me. my depression is cured.

[unabridged-unofficial]

Unabridged & Unofficial Tumblr sexy-woman polls:

Round 3 Bracket 7:

Cogs or Hogs ⚙️ 🐷

GLaDOS (Portal)

Miss Piggy (The Muppets)

Voting ended onJul 23

[annawebley]

i like buying things but its just another thing to dust that i wont dust

[annawebley]

my bestest hobby is being on bed #BeingOnBed 🛏️

[annawebley]

lots of mammals use their toungs to drink water..... not us tho.....

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[nevergiveupparis]

[fullafag]

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[alexseanchai]

he's helping!

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[annawebley]

3, 6, 9 girls wanna eat slime 💚

[annawebleyart]

iron lung sketchbook spread

[marinella-ela]

[catboybiologist]

Cromch

[catboybiologist]

strongly agree with this sentiment, the sound is lovely here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

God that sounds so goddamned refreshing I wish I was eating a cactus

[thysilus]

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson

[staryiu]

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

[kwistowee]

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992)

[arrghigiveup]

[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]

[bisexuhowl]

#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person