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ramen noddles and tv shows enthusiast

[kawasemi-automatic]

[stardustpainter]

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

[emziess]

Shane & Ilya Heated Rivalry, S01E06

[thisfeebleheart]

patient needs neck kisses to survive

[thisfeebleheart]

Ilya picking Shane up (requested by anonymous)

[finnwaller]

When you are a kind and sweet man but Ryder just keeps. getting. in the. way.

(For those playing at home, number 9 is my favourite.)

[bleulone]

Miss Mary Bennet & Mr Tom "Heart eyes" Hayward — The Other Bennet Sister (2026)

[finnwaller]

Get you someone who looks at you the way Mr Hayward immediately looks at Mary Bennet.

Dónal Finn as Mr Hayward | The Other Bennet Sister S01E03

[aenslem]

Zoro & Sanji in ONE PIECE (2023–) 2.03 Whisky Business

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson Williams at the Balenciaga Fashion Show in Paris via annie_lws

[leclercari]

Hey...

[themoonandmyman]

This proving our point that the little ‘heyyyy’ in the hospital was Shane trying to comfort Ilya 😭

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[thisfeebleheart]

"It's a long story."

Shane and Ilya through the years

[finelytaylored]

he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY

[fuckrozanov]

80% of unrivaled has to be ilya being incredibly uncool at all the casual intimacy he gets to have with shane now. they go to a bar with the team and shane puts his hand on ilya’s knee midsentence and ilya chokes on the rest of it. at the grocery store and ilya is holding up an avocado to see if it’s ripe enough and shane walks up behind him and puts a hand on his hip and ilya drops it. yes they’re having freak sex but now it’s because shane was on the phone with the dog groomer and they’re asking about appointment times and shane says “hold on let me ask my husband—“ and now he’s face down ass up in the middle of the kitchen and ilya is like say that again say that again say that again say that again

[i-am-pinkie]

I can't wait for unrivaled!!

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT