judgemental badger face

CRAZED BAKER THROWS FRIEND UNDER TRAM DUE TO MACARONS ARE NOT MACAROONS ARGUMENT

[uneclipsing]

look at Diane Morgan as a knight right now. Look

[tea-with-mrs-mourning-dove]

[qekouu]

Nowhere to go but up. May your tools serve you well.

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[ninaneeds2go]

quick phm stills

[rabdoidal]

in which daniel is the only person that can genuinely make armand laugh with his terrible jokes, and every other vampire in the room realises that armand is happy for the first time in 500 years

🚬 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🚬

[rabdoidal]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[missbliss12]

Feed her only ashes.

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[toskarin]

[cipheramnesia]

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

[wildhaunt]

it's really up in the air right now

[no-one-offical]

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[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[important-animal-images]

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[dmcmercy]

I love that society has progressed to the point where the baseball scene has become The Twilight Reference to make instead of sparkling vampires

[bisexualrozanov]

#girl who is clearly healed and doing okay

[verymerrymart]

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

[brawlite]

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[vivithekid]

[zephyrmarki]

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