Happy Birthday-Kidnapping!
Happy birthday to me…except I don’t wanna be an adult (it’s scary okay).
Tw: drugging, mention of involuntary hypnosis, cult-like activity, brief religious themes, brief glorification, power imbalance(?), implied stalking, entrapment, very very mild violence, traditional roles…I might have forgotten something
Aww, it’s your birthday! Riddle will make sure you that the Heartslabyul dorm throws a party for you! Trey will have the best dessert ready, Cater and the goofy twins will have everything decorated. If Ace messes up he will get collared.
Riddle? He’s the center of it all. He’ll make sure everything is perfect, just for you. You’re going to obedient and let him make you be his perfect little King of Hearts- which is being obedient and eating the tarts and sipping tea.
Some hedgehog croquet too…
Deuce might drop a cauldron or two. Cater might send his minions throughout the school to grab you back.
Ace screams and will chase you like a banshee.
Well…he’s already put sleeping drugs in the tarts so they can drag you back to their dorm.
Dare I say the worst birthday party ever.
It’s legit Leona degrading you by calling you an herbivore while forcing you to eat meat (if you like meat, you’re perfectly fine). But it doesn’t stop there. He’ll slightly threaten you with his sharp teeth and nails too pointed- he adores the power he has. Finally, he has control.
Ruggie is the most normal out of the 3. He’ll make you a nice cake, and give it to you with his little smirk. It’s great- tastes wonderful. While you’re distracted, he’ll snag a few pieces of your hair, and maybe cut a slice out of your blazer. Nothing too much- just a little keepsake.
Jack is being a little bitch to Leona. If Leona tries to intimidate you, he’ll step in front and try to intimidate back. He’ll subtly try to cover you in his scent by rubbing his tail over your leg- acting like it was an accident. He’s protective of you against the other weird fucko beastmen. Hopefully you don’t see him that way (when he does feel this way).
Azul and Jade will happily provide you a whole feast with lots of decorations- Floyd? He will take a chomp. He’ll call it a “birthday bite”. He loves seeing you in his marks. It makes him feel all giddy. He’ll also smash your face into the cake like the little brat he is.
Azul will be horrified when Floyd covers your face in frosting and crumbs. He’ll immediately ask Jade to go get a damp cloth while he tries to wipe off any excess with a napkin. Once you’re at a more…normal appearance, he’ll give you some luxurious presents he ordered months before. Anything to get you look at him with a higher regard…
Jade? Since he’s part of the food preparations, he’ll sneak some presents into the food like Trey. Shroom extract. He loves seeing you all drugged in and hallucinating. You look so cute! He finds the glaze over your eyes so endearing. He insists that Azul lets them keep your in their dorm for a little while longer- which of course the octoman agrees.
Floyd will make a few more marks when you’re all woozy.
Idk if this is the most normal or just the most…non-harmful.
Listen, Kalim always throws big banquets. We need to remember that in my interpretation he views you as his savior. So basically make everything 1000 times more richer, and lots of worshipping- and boom you got yourself a cult party.
Your birthday cake will be perfect- anything you want will be found in its most rarest form. If you wanted truffles on your cake he would happily get some. Poor Jamil, having to do the cooking.
Kalim will have the people of Scarabia recite worshipful verses in his homeland’s language- and they’ll bow along with him. It’s so sacred to him that you were born into this world- to keep him safe.
Jamil…he’s chill. He’ll do normal birthday stuff. Since you’re getting bombarded by Kalim, when you’re all tired from the party- when all the other members are passed out on the floor, he’ll carry you gently over to his room.
He’s polite. He just simply wants to be in your presence alone- without menaces in the way. If anybody wakes up? (Including you) he’ll just hypnotize whoever. Nothing can disturb this rare silence he gets.
I feel like I’ll get hate for this one- but I don’t see Vil wanting to make a cake.
It’s not like he doesn’t wanna celebrate your birthday, but he thinks you can have it without him (because he knows he’s judgy af). He’ll give you lots of presents- all pertaining to beauty and self improvement of course. Maybe watch a vintage movie or two.
Now, if you get upset and try to go to another party before he’s done, consider yourself getting knocked out by Rook.
Rook- istg- mf will legit recite some 4000 poems he’s made in his out of nowhere about how unique and wonderful you are. Like he just blabs for hours. If you try to run? It’s a hunt, and he loves hunts. You won’t get away from him. He has a sharp eye, more than anybody.
He’ll just drag you back, and he’ll start all over again.
Epel loves making you apple desserts for your birthday. I think a present he would give is maybe like an apron or a cook book. He needs you to be able to take care of him in the future when he’s running his family farm! If you get offended, he’ll genuinely be confused. It’s normal where he’s from, and he plans for you to get married eventually- so where’s the problem?
Don’t make him put you in the sleep coffin because you’re misbehaving.
Lowkey I think this is the most chill. Idia invites you to play games with him, both digital and tabletop. You’ll eat a lot of junk food and watch some funny streamers (I love Caseoh).
Ortho is happy to spent time with you guys, and maybe just clings to you- just cuz he likes the attention.
They will make you stay up- no doubt. If you try to leave beforehand Ortho will lock the systems down. You aren’t getting away without them having some more fun!
Okay- instant death from the start because you’re gonna end up eating Lilia’s cake at some point.
Ignoring that, it will be very odd mix of personalities.
Sebek is praising you for your birthday and gives a long was speech about how you’ll bring glory to the world and hopes the human kind is more like you. He also steals a hair or two- just for his shrine he has in his room. Sebek also has a monstrous amount of gifts piled up for you- surprisingly it’s extremely accurate.
Malleus is silently happy- clapping and singing along to the birthday. He’s so giddy that he gets to spend time with you. All the more reason to research a way to turn you into fae. He wants to do this again- and again- and again. His bride- how he wishes to celebrate every holiday with you.
Silver heals you from Lilia’s fiasco. He’s silent but deadly. He’ll stare at you for hours, observing every little detail. It’s the only time he doesn’t fall asleep. He loves taking care of you. He wraps you up in a blanket, and gives you one single, memorable gift. If you fall asleep? It’ll be a dream for him. If it wasn’t for Malleus and Sebek’s possessive selves he would gladly drag you to his room.
I can’t see Lilia being anything other than a dad in this moment. Lilia is so proud you’ve become a little more wiser, yet so naïve. He leads the singing of the birthday song, makes sure to take photos of your reactions when you open gifts. He even insists they play some family board games and movies- so that all his “kids” can have nice quality time.
If you think you can even plan to leave their dorm- you’re terribly mistaken.
Sorry if this was ass- I’m like surprisingly busy with my own projects. I didn’t check grammar or shit nothing so yeah-
Also I haven’t written Headcanons for some of the characters so excuse me if they’re mid (ESPECIALLY Savanaclaw).
Yeah anyway- fuck being an adult 🤍
