Meine Kaffeekanne hat 'ne Panne.

I have never understood what it is I'm supposed to feel like a bird on the wing in a swallen sky my mind is torn by lightning as it flies from the thunder behind Sarah Kane - 4.48 Psychosis

[rexuality]

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[twitterlols]

[fxckbro]

when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta

[robertwire]

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[ryderdai]

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

[aixela89]

Reblog to save a life

[timberwolfalpha]

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

[bnmxfld]

“You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”

— Stephen King / On Writing

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[different-landscapes]

[skarchomp]

shut the fuck up and post Dream Pig

[maricon-carne]

I feel like this post just punched me in the face then kissed me on the cheek

[cwote]

You can eat all the veggies you want and work out as hard as you ever have, but if your mind isn’t healthy then you’ll never feel right. 

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[illinicoise]

[failnation]

How cute

[deceptivelips]

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently…When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.”

— Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

[wordsnquotes]

“In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.”

— Gertrude Stein